I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10317. | Brandon (bran1817) | 85.18 | 93% | 2017-09-08 |
| 10318. | Aidan (epixaidbeta) | 85.18 | 95% | 2019-09-20 |
| 10319. | Vlad (lightxz) | 85.17 | 97% | 2020-06-20 |
| 10320. | naraske (naraske) | 85.17 | 96% | 2019-11-09 |
| 10321. | xd (znykerz) | 85.17 | 97% | 2022-03-17 |
| 10322. | ang (angelah) | 85.17 | 96% | 2018-11-30 |
| 10323. | Dylan (mrbabyups) | 85.16 | 98% | 2020-11-30 |
| 10324. | yong (coaleo) | 85.16 | 95.5% | 2024-04-28 |
| 10325. | Ekshore (ekshore) | 85.16 | 98.6% | 2023-10-04 |
| 10326. | Lenon (procrastinatorvoltage) | 85.16 | 96% | 2020-06-06 |
| 10327. | Kq_al (kqal) | 85.15 | 96% | 2021-11-27 |
| 10328. | cvpidsenemy (cvpidsenemy) | 85.15 | 98% | 2023-12-07 |
| 10329. | Chen (chen_) | 85.15 | 97% | 2022-04-03 |
| 10330. | Chris (14thspartan) | 85.15 | 95.8% | 2024-04-16 |
| 10331. | Grammy (gramm_y) | 85.14 | 97% | 2022-09-14 |
| 10332. | FallenTypist (ixero) | 85.14 | 98% | 2019-11-16 |
| 10333. | dfgdfg (fallowbrinks) | 85.13 | 95% | 2024-02-15 |
| 10334. | Stephen (slimriderx) | 85.13 | 96% | 2020-07-20 |
| 10335. | BoozeCruiser (gvillar08) | 85.13 | 97.7% | 2023-08-17 |
| 10336. | rosen (proxel07) | 85.13 | 98% | 2023-06-11 |
| 10337. | Jeramy (jeramy_with_an_a) | 85.13 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
| 10338. | lav (lav01) | 85.13 | 98% | 2022-01-20 |
| 10339. | Naveed (nav010) | 85.12 | 96% | 2018-01-25 |
| 10340. | I SUPPORT PALESTINE (sadfasdf) | 85.12 | 98% | 2025-06-03 |
| 10341. | Harry (harrytgg) | 85.12 | 95% | 2018-12-05 |
| 10342. | redhood (realredhood) | 85.12 | 98% | 2023-03-22 |
| 10343. | Tucker (tukcker) | 85.12 | 98% | 2021-08-27 |
| 10344. | ks (sempiedram) | 85.12 | 99% | 2021-04-10 |
| 10345. | gerald (geraldgerald) | 85.12 | 96% | 2024-10-18 |
| 10346. | Desmond (desmond012) | 85.12 | 97.1% | 2021-02-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |