The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20843. | GoneRogue (josephlee) | 70.87 | 97% | 2021-12-31 |
| 20844. | Someone (dipity) | 70.87 | 86% | 2015-10-20 |
| 20845. | tstats[rebecca_annn] (rebec... | 70.87 | 94% | 2017-05-19 |
| 20846. | Drei (dy539) | 70.87 | 95.4% | 2021-01-29 |
| 20847. | Stefan (sisg) | 70.87 | 95% | 2021-01-19 |
| 20848. | Mitchell (mbb3_mitch) | 70.87 | 98% | 2015-09-11 |
| 20849. | zakauddin (stenographer009) | 70.87 | 97% | 2013-02-27 |
| 20850. | mental (mental) | 70.87 | 96% | 2018-12-22 |
| 20851. | lannie2320 (lannie2320) | 70.86 | 91% | 2016-07-12 |
| 20852. | Bart (satancat) | 70.86 | 95% | 2021-01-02 |
| 20853. | Amila (n0wtype) | 70.86 | 99% | 2021-05-15 |
| 20854. | Leslie_B (thuy_bt) | 70.86 | 97% | 2017-07-15 |
| 20855. | arz (arzr) | 70.86 | 95% | 2023-03-18 |
| 20856. | Ben (benjiboyyy) | 70.86 | 95% | 2017-06-07 |
| 20857. | jhollister (jhollister) | 70.86 | 93% | 2015-05-18 |
| 20858. | Simon (aasi) | 70.86 | 91% | 2013-06-06 |
| 20859. | Yugi (yugi_001) | 70.85 | 96% | 2022-04-25 |
| 20860. | Jeramy (jeramy_with_an_a) | 70.85 | 95% | 2021-07-19 |
| 20861. | Elon (elonmuskett) | 70.85 | 98% | 2019-03-26 |
| 20862. | Sushant (okos) | 70.85 | 96% | 2011-08-31 |
| 20863. | Denn (dennherl) | 70.85 | 94% | 2014-03-10 |
| 20864. | Alexandra (alleyandra) | 70.85 | — | 2010-07-20 |
| 20865. | Hayk (hayk10002) | 70.84 | 95% | 2023-02-15 |
| 20866. | Coco (ummena) | 70.84 | 96% | 2022-05-04 |
| 20867. | guy (sleepinbliss) | 70.84 | 96% | 2021-06-02 |
| 20868. | sental (sental) | 70.84 | 96% | 2012-03-27 |
| 20869. | cheryl (cheryl08) | 70.84 | 98% | 2017-06-07 |
| 20870. | Taxadd (deadpoet123) | 70.83 | 94.7% | 2023-10-04 |
| 20871. | Daf (dafpogi2) | 70.83 | 96% | 2022-02-04 |
| 20872. | Jason (jason_gorgon) | 70.83 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |