So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16941. | Time-Saving Techy (keyyong) | 73.35 | 97% | 2018-01-01 |
| 16942. | Faris (farisyo) | 73.35 | 93% | 2016-08-05 |
| 16943. | ? (p01y) | 73.34 | 95% | 2022-11-05 |
| 16944. | Ravi (ravishankarr) | 73.34 | 97% | 2022-04-30 |
| 16945. | Mad (dzedye) | 73.34 | 95% | 2022-03-07 |
| 16946. | IHaveArthritus (loabing) | 73.34 | 97% | 2023-03-31 |
| 16947. | Christina (ctina_lil_azn) | 73.34 | — | 2010-04-18 |
| 16948. | (majernja) | 73.33 | 97% | 2023-01-15 |
| 16949. | kerem (cattle61) | 73.33 | — | 2009-04-05 |
| 16950. | Migu (migu) | 73.33 | 92% | 2013-02-06 |
| 16951. | Paul (theslim) | 73.32 | 100% | 2014-07-26 |
| 16952. | roflzord (neraa) | 73.32 | 97% | 2015-10-30 |
| 16953. | ruksun (nocredit) | 73.32 | 96% | 2013-06-25 |
| 16954. | Dat (jgatz) | 73.32 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
| 16955. | Isidora (isidoradj) | 73.32 | 97% | 2016-05-23 |
| 16956. | Evan (ricebuns) | 73.31 | 94% | 2012-12-25 |
| 16957. | Jeramy (jeramy_with_an_a) | 73.30 | 95% | 2021-07-19 |
| 16958. | Szymon (szymon) | 73.30 | — | 2010-11-20 |
| 16959. | Pengy (afrazierboy2001) | 73.29 | 95% | 2023-05-13 |
| 16960. | Shivesh Tiwari (yuvanastra) | 73.29 | 96% | 2023-02-06 |
| 16961. | Sara (saraliefttimo) | 73.29 | — | 2008-12-30 |
| 16962. | Delta (deltapapa) | 73.28 | 97.8% | 2023-10-02 |
| 16963. | Scott (humji) | 73.28 | 94% | 2021-08-14 |
| 16964. | emily (emilyrs) | 73.28 | 96% | 2020-04-05 |
| 16965. | Stratos (ztratos) | 73.28 | 96% | 2021-07-10 |
| 16966. | shane (dmavrcks) | 73.28 | 95% | 2011-06-17 |
| 16967. | Jacob (tubbylerue) | 73.27 | 98% | 2021-09-18 |
| 16968. | Sahariar (mody_sahariar1) | 73.27 | 97% | 2022-02-15 |
| 16969. | Rich (safety4zone) | 73.27 | 99% | 2020-04-02 |
| 16970. | Phi (ze_phi) | 73.27 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |