Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1372. | CREEP007 (creep007) | 93.27 | 96% | 2019-04-16 |
| 1373. | Eladrod (eladrod) | 93.26 | 97% | 2018-08-19 |
| 1374. | Casey (novacainr) | 93.25 | 98% | 2018-02-11 |
| 1375. | Will (sokole1) | 93.24 | 98% | 2020-07-22 |
| 1376. | (rayer) | 93.24 | 99% | 2019-05-17 |
| 1377. | Fluff (afluffyflamingo) | 93.23 | 97% | 2020-04-27 |
| 1378. | Emmett (silaada) | 93.23 | 98% | 2018-12-10 |
| 1379. | David (sweetswiss) | 93.20 | 98% | 2018-09-14 |
| 1380. | Yao (yaoyaoyao) | 93.18 | 97% | 2018-06-13 |
| 1381. | Manfred (jiawen97) | 93.17 | 98% | 2020-03-25 |
| 1382. | moneycyrus (moneycyrus) | 93.16 | 96% | 2019-05-13 |
| 1383. | cool (seshs) | 93.13 | 96% | 2018-11-30 |
| 1384. | George (gbotev) | 93.12 | 98% | 2017-07-08 |
| 1385. | Aaron (pikachu3004) | 93.11 | 96% | 2017-09-11 |
| 1386. | Bill (wyxoor) | 93.09 | 96% | 2020-02-06 |
| 1387. | account deleted (xsession) | 93.09 | 98% | 2020-06-06 |
| 1388. | Jennifer (jennig1975) | 93.06 | 98% | 2020-03-23 |
| 1389. | mgcfrg (mcfrg) | 93.06 | 98% | 2018-04-12 |
| 1390. | ren (agauaen) | 93.04 | 98% | 2020-09-24 |
| 1391. | Plato (observer_02) | 93.03 | 96% | 2020-08-10 |
| 1392. | Kevin (xrocca) | 93.02 | 98% | 2020-11-21 |
| 1393. | a (mb031) | 93.00 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| 1394. | Dan (rivalesque) | 92.99 | 96% | 2020-09-01 |
| 1395. | Tej (tejmurudkar22) | 92.94 | 97% | 2019-01-17 |
| 1396. | Archi💢 (gaijjin) | 92.88 | 96% | 2020-02-25 |
| 1397. | OutemuBrown (outemu_brown) | 92.88 | 96% | 2019-06-21 |
| 1398. | s a d b o y (a51nx) | 92.87 | 97% | 2019-03-31 |
| 1399. | It'sMe (freakinnickp) | 92.86 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 1400. | safetyfirst (ew221_) | 92.86 | 99% | 2017-07-14 |
| 1401. | Thomas (thomasbriggs) | 92.85 | 97% | 2020-07-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |