As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9689. | Saidoh (saidoh) | 84.31 | 97% | 2018-03-04 |
| 9690. | Daniel (gunlugga01) | 84.31 | 92% | 2015-11-21 |
| 9691. | Long Double E.T. (jackje) | 84.31 | 96% | 2023-08-13 |
| 9692. | Myles (expertgoat) | 84.30 | 97% | 2022-10-18 |
| 9693. | joshi (jehoshuah) | 84.30 | 96% | 2016-04-05 |
| 9694. | Saurabh (saurabhkarkii) | 84.30 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 9695. | MazzaM (typingproxyz) | 84.30 | 97% | 2021-07-11 |
| 9696. | karrie (karriemj) | 84.29 | 98% | 2019-08-28 |
| 9697. | Ida (idabida) | 84.29 | 96% | 2015-08-13 |
| 9698. | Dongwoo (dongwoo0504) | 84.29 | 97% | 2022-06-10 |
| 9699. | Delirious (deliriousbadger) | 84.29 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 9700. | Mitchell (mpatt1012) | 84.29 | 95% | 2021-04-30 |
| 9701. | EchoFiveFilm (jonahflechette) | 84.28 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 9702. | Hock (traper) | 84.28 | 95% | 2015-11-15 |
| 9703. | UPDEWS (updewsprado) | 84.28 | 99% | 2015-11-23 |
| 9704. | L (eruroraito) | 84.28 | 96% | 2019-01-02 |
| 9705. | germanpuff (germanpuff) | 84.27 | 95% | 2025-03-04 |
| 9706. | travdong (travdong) | 84.27 | 97% | 2022-02-17 |
| 9707. | Jenaxu (jenaxu_al) | 84.27 | 98% | 2019-03-06 |
| 9708. | Joe (eoj05) | 84.27 | 97% | 2021-07-02 |
| 9709. | model (modelfxt) | 84.26 | 96% | 2016-03-14 |
| 9710. | ║║╳V∃NZ╳║║ (v... | 84.25 | 98% | 2019-01-11 |
| 9711. | Nikola (p4nd0) | 84.25 | 91% | 2016-08-13 |
| 9712. | Rafael (grieve) | 84.25 | 96% | 2021-04-13 |
| 9713. | JD (ruminant_robot) | 84.25 | 99% | 2021-08-12 |
| 9714. | Eimantas Melnikas (pavargau) | 84.24 | 97% | 2024-07-22 |
| 9715. | Kenny (kenjeo) | 84.24 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 9716. | Key (malformant) | 84.23 | 97.2% | 2024-04-04 |
| 9717. | Renzo (renzo1o) | 84.23 | 97% | 2018-08-20 |
| 9718. | Matt (mattmurray) | 84.23 | 96.5% | 2021-02-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |