The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6481. | Sardar Taha (dice111) | 97.95 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| 6482. | Nathan (netham45) | 97.95 | 93% | 2016-07-27 |
| 6483. | Ed (selfe) | 97.94 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
| 6484. | Bög (thebiggay271) | 97.94 | 96% | 2019-05-26 |
| 6485. | KP (kp132124) | 97.94 | 97% | 2020-11-09 |
| 6486. | Ronnie (ronnie15) | 97.94 | 97% | 2012-11-06 |
| 6487. | Alex (youareslow) | 97.94 | 95% | 2013-09-15 |
| 6488. | SwordOfSeals (swordofseals) | 97.93 | 96% | 2022-07-08 |
| 6489. | Dan (acamus) | 97.93 | 95% | 2014-02-17 |
| 6490. | David (infodav) | 97.93 | 92% | 2013-04-09 |
| 6491. | Milos (irreal) | 97.92 | 97% | 2021-09-23 |
| 6492. | Kiekko (kiekko) | 97.91 | 97% | 2014-10-23 |
| 6493. | Uy (uyski) | 97.91 | 94% | 2012-11-18 |
| 6494. | Paul (aznninjaex) | 97.90 | 90% | 2015-08-27 |
| 6495. | Bradon (safij) | 97.89 | 99% | 2021-12-08 |
| 6496. | Kenneth (kenhetlabhan) | 97.89 | 99% | 2021-12-10 |
| 6497. | Jean-Michel (safturento) | 97.88 | 95% | 2016-04-03 |
| 6498. | Jen (jen8) | 97.88 | 99% | 2022-01-08 |
| 6499. | Sabe (filipe) | 97.88 | — | 2010-08-11 |
| 6500. | Alex (supersupreme) | 97.87 | 97% | 2012-02-13 |
| 6501. | Maks (soult4ker) | 97.87 | 95% | 2013-11-10 |
| 6502. | howard (mrcookie) | 97.87 | — | 2010-01-25 |
| 6503. | Cythrix (boment) | 97.86 | 96% | 2021-10-19 |
| 6504. | Bbarry (g3xz0r) | 97.86 | 98% | 2022-02-16 |
| 6505. | Jonathan (kenose) | 97.86 | 94% | 2016-02-12 |
| 6506. | a (aji04) | 97.84 | — | 2010-05-15 |
| 6507. | Anh (yayme12345) | 97.84 | — | 2011-02-02 |
| 6508. | Jack (jack2905) | 97.83 | 98% | 2019-06-11 |
| 6509. | G (yursefin) | 97.83 | 99% | 2012-03-18 |
| 6510. | josh (trek5900) | 97.82 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |