As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20527. | Ethan (bossbell377) | 59.46 | 95% | 2022-12-07 |
| 20528. | Omar (om17) | 59.46 | 94% | 2016-10-04 |
| 20529. | lelle (davinkyy) | 59.45 | 97% | 2022-02-18 |
| 20530. | Max (maxlau09) | 59.45 | 97% | 2017-11-30 |
| 20531. | Pranjal (haanhaargaya) | 59.45 | 97% | 2022-08-26 |
| 20532. | Lauren (laurentdot8) | 59.45 | 98% | 2015-06-12 |
| 20533. | TeddY (jirayut) | 59.45 | 96% | 2021-09-27 |
| 20534. | Matt (mdcfalcon) | 59.45 | 97% | 2020-03-26 |
| 20535. | Austin (misanthropical) | 59.45 | 95% | 2018-11-30 |
| 20536. | lazybones (blmkdo) | 59.44 | 96% | 2022-01-15 |
| 20537. | Petr (chytris) | 59.44 | 96% | 2022-01-28 |
| 20538. | Henry (henry_) | 59.44 | 96% | 2020-10-25 |
| 20539. | T1mmy1 (t1mmy1) | 59.44 | 94% | 2021-01-10 |
| 20540. | tstats[abdul_hakeem123] (ab... | 59.43 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
| 20541. | vigarded (vigarded) | 59.43 | 97% | 2022-03-04 |
| 20542. | Alvin (alvinpiter) | 59.43 | 93% | 2016-06-22 |
| 20543. | Jemarcus (jemarcusjones) | 59.42 | 97% | 2022-08-06 |
| 20544. | Johny (johnyt) | 59.42 | 96% | 2021-11-23 |
| 20545. | Bog (bogleesh) | 59.41 | 95% | 2019-03-25 |
| 20546. | awfully-panicky (allnamesar... | 59.41 | 97% | 2020-03-22 |
| 20547. | Diego (thebeastboi__) | 59.41 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 20548. | Ali (ali_454) | 59.40 | 96% | 2024-08-06 |
| 20549. | From (hastalavistababy) | 59.39 | 96% | 2018-02-11 |
| 20550. | Bob (cheetletoes) | 59.39 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
| 20551. | yo (booligan) | 59.39 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 20552. | slowpoke (mrookie) | 59.39 | 96% | 2019-10-30 |
| 20553. | Abhijeet (free_wanderer) | 59.38 | 95% | 2022-05-20 |
| 20554. | naif (naifpar) | 59.38 | 94.2% | 2021-02-03 |
| 20555. | asdfasdf (dfjsfsfdgsgdfg) | 59.38 | 100% | 2019-01-21 |
| 20556. | Lam Le (nguyenlam2412) | 59.37 | 96% | 2023-06-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |