Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15377. | Kenley (kenfunky32) | 76.01 | 95% | 2021-05-07 |
| 15378. | Ghost (kelper) | 76.01 | 97% | 2022-06-17 |
| 15379. | Zenith (cbsamson16) | 76.01 | 94% | 2017-03-28 |
| 15380. | Christopher (cder3) | 76.00 | 91% | 2015-06-06 |
| 15381. | O (rollinggg) | 76.00 | 96% | 2018-07-30 |
| 15382. | Pop (floppying) | 76.00 | 98% | 2021-06-16 |
| 15383. | * (000100020003) | 76.00 | 95% | 2022-02-19 |
| 15384. | Torey (cyclops13) | 76.00 | 96% | 2019-10-14 |
| 15385. | James (blue6249) | 76.00 | 95% | 2012-12-24 |
| 15386. | Matt (mineplexmatt) | 75.99 | 97.3% | 2021-02-12 |
| 15387. | Arun Kumar Singh (systemflaws) | 75.99 | 99% | 2021-04-06 |
| 15388. | Adrem (akratic_adrem) | 75.99 | 98% | 2021-10-08 |
| 15389. | Loya (loya) | 75.98 | — | 2009-07-17 |
| 15390. | Matthew (vokori) | 75.98 | 97% | 2013-10-30 |
| 15391. | andrei5 (mute_6) | 75.98 | 95% | 2022-04-30 |
| 15392. | Bonnie (dundunbread) | 75.98 | 97% | 2023-05-05 |
| 15393. | oh look, nothing! (grimmujow) | 75.97 | 97% | 2017-04-10 |
| 15394. | Deron (deronleon) | 75.97 | 96% | 2013-01-30 |
| 15395. | Alah (allahblah) | 75.97 | 96% | 2015-08-27 |
| 15396. | Harrius (harrius) | 75.97 | 96% | 2019-02-12 |
| 15397. | moofasa (macywood) | 75.97 | 95% | 2022-01-05 |
| 15398. | Aaditya (androv) | 75.97 | 96% | 2023-05-19 |
| 15399. | JEM (jem5268) | 75.97 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 15400. | wm (_wm_) | 75.97 | 95% | 2014-04-13 |
| 15401. | Michael (thecreepyguy) | 75.97 | 96% | 2022-12-24 |
| 15402. | jeuw (ryansbeast) | 75.95 | — | 2009-12-07 |
| 15403. | nguyen (nkhung) | 75.95 | 94% | 2014-06-26 |
| 15404. | John (jca1987) | 75.95 | 93% | 2011-07-25 |
| 15405. | Dylan (dylanguyen27) | 75.95 | 95% | 2021-02-17 |
| 15406. | Brendan (guitarandmtndew) | 75.95 | 97% | 2015-09-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |