So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9074. | shruti (shruti_x) | 87.64 | 98% | 2023-07-27 |
| 9075. | vowels (uoieeea) | 87.64 | 96% | 2021-02-22 |
| 9076. | Johan (treeff) | 87.64 | 94% | 2016-03-09 |
| 9077. | Marius (mariusbucur) | 87.63 | 93% | 2013-11-20 |
| 9078. | cake (cupcakeyumyum) | 87.63 | 98% | 2022-09-20 |
| 9079. | Harry (haroldnotkumar) | 87.63 | 95% | 2017-07-09 |
| 9080. | Szilard (szalaiak) | 87.63 | 99% | 2017-12-10 |
| 9081. | Aaron (zeromadness) | 87.63 | 94% | 2014-09-25 |
| 9082. | Rick (xerigen) | 87.63 | — | 2008-11-12 |
| 9083. | cycadz (cycadz03) | 87.62 | 97% | 2021-07-07 |
| 9084. | Tyler (tzblueice) | 87.62 | 94% | 2014-09-12 |
| 9085. | A_Typer (a_typer) | 87.62 | 95% | 2015-02-17 |
| 9086. | Moby (s0uthxpark) | 87.62 | 98% | 2018-10-07 |
| 9087. | klima7 (klima7) | 87.62 | 99% | 2023-02-09 |
| 9088. | RedEye (redeye) | 87.62 | 95% | 2016-07-27 |
| 9089. | Cody (cpark231) | 87.62 | 97% | 2014-01-03 |
| 9090. | Ivan (gunsanarchy) | 87.61 | 97% | 2023-01-11 |
| 9091. | rdrf (rdrf2838) | 87.61 | 98.5% | 2023-06-11 |
| 9092. | TylerG (tylertyper80) | 87.61 | 99.7% | 2023-07-16 |
| 9093. | Jeffrey (jeffrey) | 87.61 | — | 2009-04-10 |
| 9094. | Rodney (rodneyslafuente) | 87.61 | 98% | 2022-01-30 |
| 9095. | pogman (poggersman420) | 87.61 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 9096. | Colin (theholychicken) | 87.61 | 93% | 2016-10-01 |
| 9097. | Diplonicus (johnsadar) | 87.61 | 92% | 2014-01-29 |
| 9098. | J (pjonathan) | 87.60 | 96.1% | 2023-09-18 |
| 9099. | Katie (katierae) | 87.60 | 97% | 2018-09-08 |
| 9100. | Evan (toastypoints) | 87.60 | 97% | 2021-11-15 |
| 9101. | Jeff (jjj11x) | 87.59 | 99% | 2021-01-03 |
| 9102. | Arief (ilikfunky7) | 87.59 | 97% | 2021-09-12 |
| 9103. | Peter (dletastar4) | 87.59 | 98% | 2018-06-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |