Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3049. | Adilkhan (_paradox_) | 70.96 | 96% | 2019-08-05 |
| 3050. | iamaqtkiller (iamaqtkiller) | 70.95 | 98% | 2017-10-15 |
| 3051. | muffin (fatmuffin) | 70.94 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| 3052. | Fjord (fjord41) | 70.93 | 96% | 2019-04-13 |
| 3053. | Vaibhav (vaibhav974) | 70.92 | 98% | 2017-11-23 |
| 3054. | Michael (aptitude) | 70.91 | 95% | 2018-01-31 |
| 3055. | Maxwell (maxendeavors) | 70.91 | 95% | 2018-02-12 |
| 3056. | ben (andrei_kirilenko_47) | 70.90 | 98% | 2018-07-26 |
| 3057. | Jonas (wodie) | 70.90 | 96% | 2019-09-09 |
| 3058. | gabe (f_tube) | 70.88 | 96% | 2020-03-14 |
| 3059. | Wang (brotherzhi) | 70.88 | 97% | 2018-09-27 |
| 3060. | BananaLieutenant (bananalie... | 70.88 | 94% | 2020-12-11 |
| 3061. | Heyhou (david73) | 70.87 | 97% | 2018-12-22 |
| 3062. | Tobias (tobiasschmidt2711) | 70.86 | 96% | 2019-02-23 |
| 3063. | jonathan (moonmoondammit) | 70.85 | 96% | 2017-10-09 |
| 3064. | Yusuke (tokyoprogramming) | 70.84 | 98% | 2021-07-25 |
| 3065. | Jeff (jeffjef) | 70.79 | 98% | 2020-12-06 |
| 3066. | John (antvil) | 70.78 | 97% | 2021-08-19 |
| 3067. | Gum (gumwrapper) | 70.78 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
| 3068. | Caine (cainegt) | 70.75 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 3069. | GOYARD (goyard) | 70.74 | 97% | 2017-09-22 |
| 3070. | Avinash (avinash625) | 70.74 | 97% | 2020-03-20 |
| 3071. | Mert (zensoh) | 70.73 | 95% | 2020-08-05 |
| 3072. | Derek (derekkeiley) | 70.73 | 99% | 2020-06-12 |
| 3073. | Evan (lil_effer) | 70.72 | 97% | 2017-09-24 |
| 3074. | David (david_j_ncba2019) | 70.71 | 99% | 2019-08-27 |
| 3075. | Susan (susanshu) | 70.70 | 98% | 2018-02-28 |
| 3076. | Victor (vhlin) | 70.69 | 94% | 2018-10-21 |
| 3077. | Cinoss (cinoss) | 70.66 | 98% | 2020-11-23 |
| 3078. | Qwerty (qwertyazerty) | 70.65 | 98% | 2020-07-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |