The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
—from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, a movie by John Hughes
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2691. | vek (asdvek) | 81.93 | 97% | 2018-04-20 |
| 2692. | marshkie (marshkie) | 81.93 | 94% | 2019-11-24 |
| 2693. | Daddy (daddyknowsbest) | 81.91 | 96% | 2019-03-07 |
| 2694. | Lucca (9fingersonly) | 81.90 | 98% | 2020-12-12 |
| 2695. | Love♥ (harshs99) | 81.90 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 2696. | Zoomies (tthuang1998) | 81.90 | 97% | 2017-10-06 |
| 2697. | Omar (decapod) | 81.89 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
| 2698. | J (sriroo) | 81.88 | 96% | 2019-03-07 |
| 2699. | Blade (kingsblade) | 81.88 | 96% | 2020-07-21 |
| 2700. | Ethan (risen_) | 81.87 | 98% | 2018-08-23 |
| 2701. | Be At Peace (spacepajamas) | 81.87 | 98% | 2020-09-09 |
| 2702. | na (syncix) | 81.87 | 97% | 2018-09-16 |
| 2703. | Jeff (jeffvu) | 81.86 | 95% | 2020-12-12 |
| 2704. | hmu (yoyoplz) | 81.86 | 96% | 2018-05-18 |
| 2705. | Fusion Fusion (fusion035) | 81.85 | 98% | 2019-03-27 |
| 2706. | kmkkmk (kmkkmk) | 81.85 | 99% | 2018-08-01 |
| 2707. | Jeffery (jefferyloo_) | 81.84 | 95% | 2018-09-09 |
| 2708. | Instant Death Pro (akimura) | 81.82 | 94% | 2017-12-16 |
| 2709. | Arne (11bricks) | 81.81 | 98% | 2019-12-19 |
| 2710. | Missy (lovelydy) | 81.81 | 98% | 2019-08-13 |
| 2711. | Andrei (biggestluigi) | 81.80 | 96% | 2020-11-04 |
| 2712. | Fredrick (fredgerick) | 81.79 | 98% | 2019-02-04 |
| 2713. | ju yun (schylarker) | 81.78 | 97% | 2018-10-06 |
| 2714. | Adilkhan (_paradox_) | 81.76 | 96% | 2020-04-19 |
| 2715. | joey (joeraps) | 81.76 | 98% | 2018-01-27 |
| 2716. | Hoyman (hoyman) | 81.76 | 98% | 2017-11-14 |
| 2717. | Josh (syztyqus) | 81.75 | 98% | 2020-09-18 |
| 2718. | Bananko (bananko) | 81.75 | 96% | 2017-12-08 |
| 2719. | Sean (seanigon) | 81.74 | 98% | 2018-06-12 |
| 2720. | Joshua (shaggymuffin23) | 81.72 | 98% | 2021-08-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 10,126 | 80.79 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 78.68 | April 10, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 128.99 | January 3, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 2 | 122.51 | December 16, 2020 |