The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12649. | YZZUB (chuang010896) | 83.85 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
| 12650. | Tinky (tinkywinkyy) | 83.85 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 12651. | Tami (tamcam) | 83.85 | 97% | 2020-04-15 |
| 12652. | Raz (lotanraz) | 83.85 | 88% | 2017-05-18 |
| 12653. | JK (jkizc00l) | 83.85 | 97% | 2018-11-06 |
| 12654. | rmanz (rmanz) | 83.85 | 98% | 2014-03-02 |
| 12655. | Jeffrey (shinhwa800) | 83.85 | 98% | 2013-09-19 |
| 12656. | William (willhyt) | 83.84 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 12657. | Harold (grassman) | 83.84 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 12658. | M (mmussa) | 83.84 | 98% | 2023-06-17 |
| 12659. | phil (ph1l) | 83.84 | 96% | 2020-08-08 |
| 12660. | Niklas (salkin) | 83.84 | — | 2010-01-18 |
| 12661. | Sarah (newmoon232) | 83.84 | 96% | 2012-04-27 |
| 12662. | Arnold (emmett95) | 83.84 | 98% | 2019-01-19 |
| 12663. | sora (shisora) | 83.83 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 12664. | cranky (crankykhan) | 83.83 | 97% | 2012-09-22 |
| 12665. | Almaz (almazzz1) | 83.82 | 96% | 2022-11-24 |
| 12666. | Sylvaen (suggestedrp) | 83.82 | 98% | 2021-04-20 |
| 12667. | Jeff (jeffenwolf) | 83.82 | 95% | 2011-09-21 |
| 12668. | Ármann (atvrmann) | 83.81 | 97% | 2021-12-30 |
| 12669. | Anthony (anto_onwuka) | 83.81 | 96.8% | 2023-07-24 |
| 12670. | harvest (harvest) | 83.81 | — | 2010-03-25 |
| 12671. | Peter (riffert) | 83.81 | 93% | 2017-04-11 |
| 12672. | Seb (supa) | 83.81 | — | 2009-04-07 |
| 12673. | Sumeet (sumeet_best) | 83.81 | 96% | 2013-04-10 |
| 12674. | SabinShrestha (horrendousre... | 83.81 | 96% | 2012-03-16 |
| 12675. | Rylan (moonraker505) | 83.80 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 12676. | firefox freezing (combat_arts) | 83.79 | 96% | 2016-01-17 |
| 12677. | JetroCuber (jetrocuber) | 83.79 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 12678. | BananaLieutenant (bananalie... | 83.79 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |