So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8545. | (fantom_x86) | 88.49 | 98% | 2014-07-13 |
| 8546. | (balerion) | 88.48 | 94% | 2014-09-04 |
| 8547. | (tundralegend) | 88.48 | 96% | 2019-03-04 |
| 8548. | (kumi) | 88.48 | — | 2011-01-19 |
| 8549. | (cononcus) | 88.48 | 95% | 2017-09-29 |
| 8550. | Lendon (lendon2k5) | 88.47 | 96% | 2013-12-18 |
| 8551. | (ninjapancakes) | 88.47 | 96% | 2018-03-01 |
| 8552. | (salmanami) | 88.47 | 95% | 2019-02-20 |
| 8553. | (minusawpm) | 88.47 | 96% | 2020-10-21 |
| 8554. | Charlie (metalmesiah13) | 88.47 | 96% | 2014-04-23 |
| 8555. | (jujunova) | 88.46 | 98% | 2020-10-28 |
| 8556. | (cydrox) | 88.46 | 98% | 2017-03-26 |
| 8557. | (spy12150) | 88.46 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 8558. | (praveenkaul) | 88.46 | 99% | 2012-10-18 |
| 8559. | (telken_is_co0l) | 88.46 | 96% | 2020-03-04 |
| 8560. | (saches) | 88.45 | 98% | 2017-03-24 |
| 8561. | (skanda77) | 88.44 | 97% | 2021-07-15 |
| 8562. | Clarence (jeffdaddybezos) | 88.44 | 97% | 2022-03-14 |
| 8563. | Rahmen (rahmennoodles) | 88.44 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
| 8564. | Chatpisut (uwu_werkmaine) | 88.44 | 97% | 2022-01-29 |
| 8565. | (lardydardydar) | 88.44 | 92% | 2014-05-08 |
| 8566. | Avery (avylazyboy) | 88.44 | 99% | 2016-06-14 |
| 8567. | (tinn_) | 88.43 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
| 8568. | Asian (kiniiranai) | 88.43 | 97.4% | 2023-07-27 |
| 8569. | (hokkigai) | 88.43 | 94% | 2011-10-15 |
| 8570. | (loslikesmilk) | 88.43 | 96% | 2022-05-29 |
| 8571. | (airstreamdriver) | 88.43 | 98% | 2015-08-03 |
| 8572. | Suikyo (suikyo) | 88.42 | 98% | 2022-10-20 |
| 8573. | (glorfindel1977) | 88.42 | — | 2008-11-26 |
| 8574. | noah (randylehey) | 88.40 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |