And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13271. | C. (aethare) | 91.00 | 94% | 2016-04-19 |
| 13272. | Robert (robnekaj) | 91.00 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
| 13273. | Mandy (spegetti00) | 91.00 | — | 2009-12-03 |
| 13274. | Will (sinnful43) | 91.00 | 98% | 2014-07-29 |
| 13275. | Anoop JS (anoopjs) | 91.00 | — | 2010-10-07 |
| 13276. | Amar (supatypaxxx) | 90.99 | 97% | 2021-12-27 |
| 13277. | Jinhwan (jinhwanlazy) | 90.99 | 97% | 2017-02-17 |
| 13278. | rushil (rushil17chawla) | 90.99 | 97% | 2019-11-16 |
| 13279. | Andrej (demonlish) | 90.99 | 96% | 2019-02-19 |
| 13280. | gb (practicegb) | 90.99 | 99% | 2013-09-10 |
| 13281. | unnamed (unnamedflower) | 90.98 | 99% | 2021-11-01 |
| 13282. | Steven (jarofhearts1993) | 90.98 | 97% | 2018-09-30 |
| 13283. | David (butnall) | 90.98 | 99% | 2023-03-14 |
| 13284. | InVerse (zenmonkinverse) | 90.98 | 96% | 2021-04-09 |
| 13285. | Typer (typtyptyp) | 90.98 | 98% | 2017-03-03 |
| 13286. | blueturtle (esraels) | 90.98 | 93% | 2014-03-02 |
| 13287. | TekkenLord (tekkenlord) | 90.97 | 99% | 2023-08-11 |
| 13288. | hi (bleuwhite) | 90.97 | 98% | 2022-10-25 |
| 13289. | Mahdi Lotfi (mahdilotfi) | 90.97 | 97% | 2022-12-17 |
| 13290. | werpyp_dvorak (werpyp) | 90.97 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
| 13291. | Jeffrey (jeff7263) | 90.97 | 97% | 2023-03-28 |
| 13292. | Aloysius (dude101no) | 90.97 | 98% | 2023-09-06 |
| 13293. | connor (arthalias) | 90.97 | 99% | 2015-06-12 |
| 13294. | Paul (paullmiller1) | 90.97 | 94% | 2016-06-20 |
| 13295. | Jeff (jecoda) | 90.96 | 96% | 2016-01-14 |
| 13296. | Arthur (sagman) | 90.96 | 97% | 2021-11-19 |
| 13297. | Eddie (agzastrgath) | 90.96 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
| 13298. | Emily (ylime7088) | 90.96 | 94% | 2016-03-24 |
| 13299. | Max (potato235) | 90.96 | 96% | 2018-09-16 |
| 13300. | Michal (psusylovar) | 90.96 | — | 2011-02-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |