The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10179. | Santiago (chicharrones) | 88.93 | 97% | 2021-06-16 |
| 10180. | ~ (ffllooaatteerr) | 88.93 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
| 10181. | suki (sackclothandashes) | 88.93 | 94% | 2016-08-25 |
| 10182. | Rascell (soul94) | 88.93 | 98% | 2022-12-27 |
| 10183. | Ryan (rhinorick5) | 88.93 | 94% | 2012-05-17 |
| 10184. | Sebastian (arandomguy) | 88.93 | 98% | 2017-11-23 |
| 10185. | Randy (wolfrayne) | 88.93 | 98% | 2013-03-28 |
| 10186. | Dex (dexter_morgan) | 88.92 | 91% | 2016-01-20 |
| 10187. | Andreas (kubigr) | 88.92 | 95% | 2016-04-06 |
| 10188. | AJ (ragingkeys) | 88.92 | 99% | 2015-05-28 |
| 10189. | Gabriel (threwitontheground) | 88.92 | 97% | 2014-04-26 |
| 10190. | Kohlberg (kevinkevin17) | 88.92 | 98% | 2019-01-07 |
| 10191. | hazamadra (hazamadra) | 88.91 | 96% | 2020-01-15 |
| 10192. | Christian (bacrown) | 88.91 | 95% | 2013-07-12 |
| 10193. | Baltik (baltik) | 88.90 | 90% | 2013-03-29 |
| 10194. | Killbane (bnsoni) | 88.90 | 96% | 2014-01-21 |
| 10195. | Darren (darrenoy) | 88.89 | 97% | 2015-02-11 |
| 10196. | Big Daddy (chef_yeet) | 88.89 | 96% | 2022-06-16 |
| 10197. | tstats[saif6969] (saif6969) | 88.89 | 96.3% | 2023-10-14 |
| 10198. | Jeff (jeff7) | 88.89 | 97% | 2021-09-20 |
| 10199. | Will (small_peepee) | 88.89 | 99% | 2018-08-22 |
| 10200. | Cole (pokeopeth) | 88.89 | 99% | 2019-10-11 |
| 10201. | samsher (samsher) | 88.89 | 98% | 2015-06-08 |
| 10202. | Chad (kutsk) | 88.89 | 93% | 2017-02-16 |
| 10203. | Klaus (derkoenig) | 88.89 | 98% | 2013-09-06 |
| 10204. | euphy (fr3d99) | 88.88 | 95% | 2016-08-14 |
| 10205. | bwian (brianschao) | 88.88 | 88% | 2015-03-11 |
| 10206. | Sean (aeruzaaa) | 88.88 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
| 10207. | Eric (necrocyanide) | 88.88 | 95% | 2011-08-15 |
| 10208. | M. (baity) | 88.88 | 95% | 2011-05-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |