So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23790. | Gay (bopmaster) | 62.50 | 92% | 2016-12-01 |
| 23791. | vincent (kimbing) | 62.50 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 23792. | Vania (chandrakirana) | 62.50 | 96% | 2014-06-12 |
| 23793. | Stefan (thisiskaz) | 62.50 | 95% | 2013-12-29 |
| 23794. | Sergey (mak_kbtu) | 62.50 | — | 2010-03-11 |
| 23795. | Adrind (abgzet) | 62.49 | 94% | 2022-08-20 |
| 23796. | ! (heckar) | 62.49 | 94% | 2022-04-07 |
| 23797. | Ruben (benurix) | 62.49 | 96% | 2018-12-28 |
| 23798. | Dominic (dark_demon) | 62.49 | 96% | 2012-01-20 |
| 23799. | Chongtek (markmai) | 62.48 | 89% | 2011-10-06 |
| 23800. | Akuma (akumaayush) | 62.48 | 95% | 2022-02-05 |
| 23801. | Buttersauce (eljay808) | 62.48 | — | 2009-11-06 |
| 23802. | Annisa Suha Fadhila (annisa... | 62.48 | 94% | 2013-06-28 |
| 23803. | Fast (cooloppo) | 62.48 | 91% | 2015-06-08 |
| 23804. | wou (solacingme) | 62.48 | — | 2009-01-01 |
| 23805. | smegg (smeggbrain) | 62.48 | 95% | 2012-04-17 |
| 23806. | Machine (longshort) | 62.47 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
| 23807. | Roy (fireragenl) | 62.47 | — | 2009-09-24 |
| 23808. | Jeevanesh (jeevanesh12) | 62.47 | 96% | 2018-05-12 |
| 23809. | Gabe (gabrielfg5) | 62.46 | 99% | 2022-12-15 |
| 23810. | tstats[bmkkittie] (bmkkittie) | 62.46 | 97.7% | 2023-10-26 |
| 23811. | Rwu (rwu_) | 62.46 | 99% | 2022-06-22 |
| 23812. | uh oh (uhoh_uhoh) | 62.46 | 95% | 2020-09-14 |
| 23813. | Sreejan (sreejan_tharad) | 62.46 | 88% | 2012-01-09 |
| 23814. | Brad (bg2500) | 62.46 | — | 2009-10-09 |
| 23815. | thanh (greenriver) | 62.46 | — | 2009-07-24 |
| 23816. | J (geonjr) | 62.46 | 89% | 2011-09-27 |
| 23817. | ethan (turnerethan@ymail.com) | 62.45 | — | 2009-08-20 |
| 23818. | Ryan (rreborn) | 62.45 | 93% | 2015-04-18 |
| 23819. | Nick (loven329) | 62.45 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |