So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29223. | gouri (gouri) | 54.34 | 96% | 2013-02-11 |
| 29224. | Collin (cdog707yo) | 54.34 | 92% | 2012-02-20 |
| 29225. | Imam (imam_droubi) | 54.33 | 96% | 2021-06-01 |
| 29226. | Norman (citrion) | 54.33 | 90% | 2017-04-08 |
| 29227. | londer (berserklonder) | 54.33 | 96.3% | 2023-10-12 |
| 29228. | Eric (cire25) | 54.33 | 96% | 2014-08-28 |
| 29229. | Sasim (sasim) | 54.33 | 95% | 2020-03-22 |
| 29230. | james (awesome4aces115) | 54.32 | 93% | 2021-05-14 |
| 29231. | Norman (oomenacka) | 54.32 | 96% | 2023-06-15 |
| 29232. | Jack (hammer_jack) | 54.32 | 96% | 2022-01-25 |
| 29233. | astroboii (keypuncher) | 54.32 | 96% | 2021-06-28 |
| 29234. | Muhammad (junaidqazi) | 54.32 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 29235. | SirIceColdStoneWater (siric... | 54.32 | 95% | 2016-11-01 |
| 29236. | szarvas (nomenestomen) | 54.32 | 89% | 2014-11-17 |
| 29237. | Den (denisetse) | 54.32 | 98% | 2018-09-10 |
| 29238. | Alexey (achabunin) | 54.32 | 91% | 2014-02-01 |
| 29239. | VVV (veronicayizeng) | 54.31 | 96% | 2023-07-22 |
| 29240. | jeez (jeeez) | 54.31 | 98% | 2020-07-26 |
| 29241. | martin (martoi) | 54.31 | 98% | 2021-09-25 |
| 29242. | Paulo (paulo0506) | 54.31 | 96% | 2018-07-03 |
| 29243. | Ladolover (ferrorobroom) | 54.31 | 99% | 2023-07-14 |
| 29244. | D0N13L (gronsaft) | 54.31 | 88% | 2015-03-30 |
| 29245. | Alex (alexsmith2810) | 54.31 | 95% | 2021-03-23 |
| 29246. | moon (ivan442211) | 54.31 | 95% | 2015-07-06 |
| 29247. | Merey (typeracernomer1) | 54.30 | 92% | 2017-05-17 |
| 29248. | tstats[hulk009] (hulk009) | 54.30 | 96% | 2022-11-24 |
| 29249. | Dea (delamea) | 54.30 | 90% | 2013-05-21 |
| 29250. | Tito (titobadangpogi) | 54.30 | 94% | 2018-11-08 |
| 29251. | nitish (hunt_123) | 54.30 | 90% | 2017-02-24 |
| 29252. | Loan (coffeetime) | 54.29 | 96% | 2011-07-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |