The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4435. | Jan-Edz (jan_edz) | 57.99 | 93% | 2014-12-09 |
| 4436. | Andrew-Colemak (andrew66) | 57.99 | 96% | 2013-04-19 |
| 4437. | peter (ack7) | 57.99 | 94% | 2011-06-24 |
| 4438. | blobmyster (blobmyster) | 57.98 | 94% | 2022-04-19 |
| 4439. | Ebony (treen55555) | 57.98 | 86% | 2011-10-11 |
| 4440. | yu (jayu94) | 57.98 | 93% | 2013-04-13 |
| 4441. | headaches (headaches) | 57.98 | 93% | 2011-06-17 |
| 4442. | Eirik (epower) | 57.98 | — | 2011-03-17 |
| 4443. | Cole (asapearl) | 57.97 | 94% | 2020-07-23 |
| 4444. | Dvorak80 (spline) | 57.97 | — | 2009-05-30 |
| 4445. | Sumski-Smrdljivac🏑🦨... | 57.97 | 94.6% | 2021-02-13 |
| 4446. | Mark (exec_prod) | 57.97 | 95% | 2020-08-13 |
| 4447. | Vivek (vivek123) | 57.97 | 91% | 2016-04-22 |
| 4448. | WaRnINg (rhastamaniak) | 57.97 | 85% | 2014-06-02 |
| 4449. | jed (jedhurricane) | 57.97 | 91% | 2016-06-05 |
| 4450. | c (coleen82) | 57.97 | — | 2010-03-15 |
| 4451. | Tzurok (tzurok) | 57.96 | 96% | 2021-09-16 |
| 4452. | Silingas (trustys) | 57.96 | 98% | 2012-02-06 |
| 4453. | Ji (jeeble) | 57.96 | — | 2011-03-19 |
| 4454. | Tim (timsn) | 57.96 | — | 2010-01-04 |
| 4455. | greecetina (greecetina) | 57.96 | 96% | 2012-06-21 |
| 4456. | Shiwei (dsw260) | 57.96 | 89% | 2017-05-10 |
| 4457. | Kauan (kaunmfn) | 57.95 | 96% | 2023-03-16 |
| 4458. | Long (bachthime) | 57.95 | 97% | 2021-07-15 |
| 4459. | Bill (p0werc0rd0fjustice) | 57.95 | 88% | 2015-04-19 |
| 4460. | Zivox (zivox) | 57.94 | 94% | 2018-11-16 |
| 4461. | Ishit soni (isrhtu_114) | 57.94 | 93% | 2022-01-09 |
| 4462. | Luke (lukeowen02) | 57.94 | 88% | 2016-12-14 |
| 4463. | PinapL (joshiedean63) | 57.94 | 96% | 2021-12-02 |
| 4464. | Satheesh (i_satan) | 57.94 | 97% | 2018-02-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |