All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
—from The Princess Bride, a movie by Rob Reiner
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2378. | Fat Squirrel (neihs) | 112.08 | 98% | 2021-05-25 |
| 2379. | benben (20iq) | 112.05 | 98% | 2020-06-02 |
| 2380. | Jimmy (jimbozeub128) | 112.04 | 100% | 2022-06-01 |
| 2381. | sync (syync) | 112.02 | 98% | 2020-09-12 |
| 2382. | Phish (phishphishphish) | 112.01 | 98% | 2022-03-28 |
| 2383. | player (writer35) | 112.01 | 98% | 2023-09-13 |
| 2384. | Derk (racen55) | 112.01 | 96.2% | 2024-02-22 |
| 2385. | 11fingers (agent_m) | 112.01 | 98% | 2023-03-26 |
| 2386. | Gerry (gl701) | 112.00 | 98% | 2022-01-08 |
| 2387. | A (ag2718) | 112.00 | 98% | 2022-01-12 |
| 2388. | Platinean (daortzk) | 111.99 | 97% | 2025-01-03 |
| 2389. | Maxim (lavrentm) | 111.99 | 99% | 2022-02-18 |
| 2390. | Anjan (beaszt_nix) | 111.99 | 98% | 2021-03-02 |
| 2391. | jee (jeelimm) | 111.99 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 2392. | Matthew (mattpeles) | 111.97 | 98% | 2017-09-29 |
| 2393. | Action (actionjackson76) | 111.97 | 100% | 2020-09-27 |
| 2394. | A random typist (fard12) | 111.96 | 97.9% | 2024-01-20 |
| 2395. | Jasper (jeeasper) | 111.96 | 96% | 2026-05-24 |
| 2396. | Jack (yolomcswag56) | 111.95 | 98% | 2017-11-01 |
| 2397. | Tyler (tylermarchiori) | 111.94 | 97% | 2019-02-14 |
| 2398. | Tibnel (tonels) | 111.94 | 97% | 2021-10-08 |
| 2399. | pillbug (cwilkinson) | 111.94 | 98% | 2018-12-13 |
| 2400. | noodle (noodlesdf) | 111.91 | 97% | 2019-05-28 |
| 2401. | Welcometomycrucifixion (tim... | 111.91 | 98% | 2022-02-23 |
| 2402. | Jeremiah (levvi_the_fox) | 111.90 | 96% | 2025-04-11 |
| 2403. | Aaron (pikaj) | 111.90 | 97% | 2022-09-28 |
| 2404. | KG (jasonberee) | 111.89 | 97% | 2025-10-01 |
| 2405. | desyncgod (43243264) | 111.89 | 97.4% | 2024-06-21 |
| 2406. | Joseph (josefmcbrosef) | 111.88 | 99% | 2024-11-18 |
| 2407. | BK (bk_dev) | 111.86 | 97% | 2026-01-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 32,037 | 91.21 | June 26, 2017 |
| Long Texts | 84 | 84.72 | May 16, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 24 | 101.71 | October 29, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 70.28 | February 19, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |