So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10291. | Elias (elifire12) | 84.95 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
| 10292. | Andre (myagmea) | 84.95 | 97% | 2018-11-23 |
| 10293. | Ken (cmptrgeekken) | 84.95 | — | 2010-09-11 |
| 10294. | Enthium v12 (ei141) | 84.94 | 96% | 2022-04-03 |
| 10295. | wahuh (whansen46516) | 84.94 | 96% | 2022-01-24 |
| 10296. | platnot (mega2053) | 84.94 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
| 10297. | Kaintu (kaintu) | 84.94 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
| 10298. | Ariefkov (ariefkov) | 84.94 | 94% | 2011-11-23 |
| 10299. | Floatharr (floatharr) | 84.94 | 97% | 2011-09-07 |
| 10300. | David (reffi4) | 84.94 | — | 2011-03-11 |
| 10301. | Matthew (locoforhotcocoa) | 84.93 | 97% | 2019-05-16 |
| 10302. | Jackson (thestickm0) | 84.93 | 98% | 2023-03-23 |
| 10303. | Kyan (naykworb) | 84.93 | 99% | 2021-06-07 |
| 10304. | a (yawaworht) | 84.93 | 99% | 2021-01-08 |
| 10305. | Reuben (phyterjet) | 84.93 | 97% | 2018-08-21 |
| 10306. | Bloodshed (erik_bloodshed) | 84.93 | 99% | 2014-03-09 |
| 10307. | Sam (brem_dog) | 84.92 | 97% | 2023-04-19 |
| 10308. | Rafael (xpart1cle) | 84.92 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 10309. | ¯\(ツ)/¯ (jeconner) | 84.92 | 95% | 2015-01-23 |
| 10310. | Krishna (krisis) | 84.92 | — | 2008-12-24 |
| 10311. | d (drchocopops) | 84.92 | 96% | 2017-07-12 |
| 10312. | Andrew (nullname) | 84.92 | — | 2010-04-29 |
| 10313. | Katie (katielemaster) | 84.91 | 92% | 2011-09-08 |
| 10314. | Chris (chris20032000) | 84.91 | 98% | 2023-02-19 |
| 10315. | Jason (jasonjohnsj27) | 84.91 | 96% | 2021-08-15 |
| 10316. | alpha (alphawoman) | 84.91 | 94% | 2022-10-29 |
| 10317. | Ian (kfcdonutsandwich) | 84.91 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 10318. | Improve (concentrate_on_speed) | 84.91 | 98% | 2012-05-27 |
| 10319. | ariel (arielhsu2011) | 84.91 | 97% | 2019-10-29 |
| 10320. | Fredrik (fur3x) | 84.91 | 93% | 2012-12-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |