The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18915. | Karma (crazed_crowley) | 73.86 | 93% | 2012-06-07 |
| 18916. | mhtnx (vim_sen) | 73.86 | 98% | 2022-12-16 |
| 18917. | Mac (327type) | 73.86 | 96.3% | 2021-02-27 |
| 18918. | Amulya (neelamnator) | 73.86 | 98% | 2016-12-27 |
| 18919. | sinath (s_sinath) | 73.86 | — | 2011-03-07 |
| 18920. | nets in 4 (eridpnc) | 73.85 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 18921. | Bailey (bail) | 73.85 | — | 2010-08-29 |
| 18922. | 🥺👉👈 (daddy_mememas... | 73.85 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| 18923. | a (mb031) | 73.85 | 95% | 2020-05-13 |
| 18924. | Julie (jjhall) | 73.85 | 98% | 2012-08-14 |
| 18925. | akk (torriala) | 73.85 | 98% | 2016-04-08 |
| 18926. | S (dontudare) | 73.84 | 96.6% | 2023-07-31 |
| 18927. | y (y1266) | 73.84 | 97% | 2021-10-15 |
| 18928. | Me (juicedcows) | 73.84 | 96% | 2019-11-06 |
| 18929. | -Tia- (sammie2098) | 73.84 | 92% | 2013-09-29 |
| 18930. | Ken (kengeorge) | 73.84 | 94% | 2012-08-24 |
| 18931. | stream census designated by... | 73.83 | 96% | 2021-11-01 |
| 18932. | crls (cquereda) | 73.83 | 97% | 2023-07-18 |
| 18933. | Kwek (kyjing) | 73.83 | 96% | 2022-08-12 |
| 18934. | rajnish (rajnishkumar31) | 73.83 | 97% | 2022-05-27 |
| 18935. | Punch (pognick) | 73.83 | 96.1% | 2021-02-18 |
| 18936. | Quirx (jplamostre) | 73.83 | 87% | 2017-05-26 |
| 18937. | Corwin (corwin) | 73.83 | — | 2008-12-12 |
| 18938. | Payam (payamazad) | 73.83 | 98% | 2016-09-17 |
| 18939. | sweets (lynnpineda) | 73.83 | 97% | 2014-12-01 |
| 18940. | Kugan (kugan) | 73.83 | 92% | 2011-09-05 |
| 18941. | Chris (chalcrow) | 73.82 | 96% | 2015-07-06 |
| 18942. | Albert (tastiermite) | 73.82 | 95% | 2020-07-12 |
| 18943. | ToastyGhost (toastyghost37) | 73.82 | 97.6% | 2021-01-28 |
| 18944. | David (genthenxasia) | 73.82 | 94% | 2016-05-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |