So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16304. | cevin4 (cevin4) | 74.20 | — | 2011-03-08 |
| 16305. | Sabrina (haroldfinch) | 74.20 | 89% | 2014-04-13 |
| 16306. | Dragonbonus (dragonbonus) | 74.20 | 91% | 2016-02-28 |
| 16307. | winter (cora_) | 74.19 | 96% | 2021-10-22 |
| 16308. | kcirreb (kcirreb) | 74.19 | 96% | 2022-09-11 |
| 16309. | Alexander (mrknyaz) | 74.19 | — | 2009-07-23 |
| 16310. | Andy (alinesjr) | 74.19 | 92% | 2014-09-03 |
| 16311. | Adriano (adrianwoodhouse) | 74.19 | 95% | 2013-12-01 |
| 16312. | Dennis (wrennegade) | 74.18 | — | 2009-08-28 |
| 16313. | frederik (birgerbrosa) | 74.18 | 95% | 2019-05-14 |
| 16314. | Ryben (ryben_vendict) | 74.18 | 90% | 2013-02-18 |
| 16315. | Nash (nashib) | 74.17 | 98% | 2022-04-26 |
| 16316. | Manas (kingmanas) | 74.17 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
| 16317. | Fegyvernek (fegyvernek) | 74.17 | 96% | 2012-08-30 |
| 16318. | mayimbe (mayimbe194) | 74.17 | 98% | 2018-12-28 |
| 16319. | Danielle (dvand707) | 74.17 | — | 2010-06-18 |
| 16320. | J (jdubc) | 74.16 | 95% | 2021-11-22 |
| 16321. | David (klassmagicer17) | 74.16 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 16322. | Walle (wallee) | 74.16 | 95% | 2013-01-08 |
| 16323. | 마즈다퍼커 (shop98) | 74.16 | 97% | 2011-12-19 |
| 16324. | sector (sector21) | 74.16 | 97% | 2012-02-06 |
| 16325. | Ashley (darlasue12) | 74.16 | — | 2010-11-09 |
| 16326. | agent (agentcombo) | 74.16 | — | 2010-09-16 |
| 16327. | joe (iijoe) | 74.15 | 95% | 2023-02-04 |
| 16328. | Daniel (danielnickels) | 74.15 | 96% | 2015-12-13 |
| 16329. | Me (cxnsistant) | 74.15 | 96% | 2020-10-15 |
| 16330. | Shin (shinshiin) | 74.15 | 98% | 2019-12-18 |
| 16331. | Master (master_2010) | 74.15 | 95.6% | 2023-07-10 |
| 16332. | Cymno (cymno) | 74.15 | 99% | 2021-03-06 |
| 16333. | John (meep_beep) | 74.14 | 96% | 2022-02-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |