So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20699. | ARK [alt for colemak-dhm] (... | 67.33 | 96% | 2022-05-23 |
| 20700. | bry (oakt) | 67.33 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 20701. | Adrian (bigfatties) | 67.33 | 91% | 2016-07-08 |
| 20702. | Christian (cervit) | 67.33 | 97% | 2018-05-17 |
| 20703. | Tyrannosaurus Raz (raggzor) | 67.33 | 92% | 2016-05-12 |
| 20704. | Jansu (strawberryhat) | 67.33 | — | 2010-03-05 |
| 20705. | john (merlin45908) | 67.33 | — | 2009-10-29 |
| 20706. | fapping typist (fappingtypist) | 67.33 | 91% | 2015-08-24 |
| 20707. | Daniel (dannyboy21) | 67.32 | 95% | 2013-12-20 |
| 20708. | JKno (jknowl) | 67.32 | 98% | 2023-10-11 |
| 20709. | De Leo (theleo) | 67.32 | 98% | 2023-01-22 |
| 20710. | czus (czus) | 67.32 | 96.3% | 2021-01-31 |
| 20711. | Summer (dredd1893) | 67.32 | 95% | 2011-09-21 |
| 20712. | satanjay (satanjay) | 67.32 | 99.7% | 2023-09-23 |
| 20713. | Khanh (doraemon25) | 67.32 | 96% | 2012-10-03 |
| 20714. | Anurag (anuragtetarwal) | 67.32 | 99% | 2018-11-26 |
| 20715. | Colin (colinhoh03) | 67.31 | 96% | 2021-04-20 |
| 20716. | veenu (comp_typist) | 67.31 | 95% | 2022-06-04 |
| 20717. | johnny (jdmalcolm) | 67.31 | 98% | 2023-03-18 |
| 20718. | iAserty (iaserty) | 67.31 | 94% | 2016-09-23 |
| 20719. | Jhonny (jhonny_space0ut) | 67.31 | 97% | 2021-09-03 |
| 20720. | Peter (upsala_koy) | 67.31 | 96% | 2021-12-03 |
| 20721. | Joe (joehadlington) | 67.31 | 96% | 2021-05-16 |
| 20722. | gustavo (doe872435) | 67.31 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 20723. | rmanz (rmanz) | 67.31 | 93% | 2013-04-18 |
| 20724. | Andreas (somesayhey) | 67.31 | 90% | 2012-12-25 |
| 20725. | Duong (penguine) | 67.31 | — | 2009-01-02 |
| 20726. | supraaxdd (supraaxdd) | 67.30 | 94% | 2022-01-13 |
| 20727. | Cho (philcho98) | 67.30 | 96.7% | 2021-02-01 |
| 20728. | RB (ishfall) | 67.30 | 87% | 2016-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |