The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19781. | Denis (green_chinchilla) | 75.73 | 99% | 2025-06-03 |
| 19782. | Michael (michaelam99) | 75.73 | 95.9% | 2023-11-28 |
| 19783. | Johnna (jrj2105) | 75.73 | 97% | 2018-06-21 |
| 19784. | Kevin (kevincamilo) | 75.73 | 97% | 2023-01-22 |
| 19785. | Mohammad (aburub) | 75.73 | 95.7% | 2023-11-30 |
| 19786. | Rodolfo (rojunman) | 75.73 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 19787. | 정확도99이상 (corean) | 75.73 | — | 2011-02-04 |
| 19788. | Mr (fantasy89) | 75.73 | 95% | 2013-03-13 |
| 19789. | Logan (stag) | 75.73 | 95% | 2015-05-04 |
| 19790. | Arshad (marshadalimughal@gm... | 75.73 | 96% | 2012-01-13 |
| 19791. | Ball-Sniffer-69 (ballsniffe... | 75.72 | 98% | 2024-06-11 |
| 19792. | chaiyapruek (poonsung) | 75.72 | 96.7% | 2023-11-26 |
| 19793. | Solo (solohan) | 75.72 | 96% | 2020-05-21 |
| 19794. | gummi (gummi) | 75.72 | — | 2011-03-06 |
| 19795. | Duh-vorak (denys_147) | 75.72 | 98% | 2014-08-20 |
| 19796. | T^T (asylumchess) | 75.72 | 97% | 2018-06-20 |
| 19797. | Alex (boggless) | 75.71 | 97% | 2024-07-09 |
| 19798. | Skii (skiiskyy) | 75.71 | 97.6% | 2024-09-18 |
| 19799. | Jez (jezmann) | 75.71 | 98% | 2025-10-11 |
| 19800. | Asem (norther) | 75.71 | 95% | 2015-06-05 |
| 19801. | Jacob (jc0802) | 75.71 | 96.4% | 2024-06-29 |
| 19802. | Garben (garben) | 75.71 | 97% | 2023-09-05 |
| 19803. | fish (blackfishmustard) | 75.71 | 98% | 2023-03-24 |
| 19804. | scuba (scuba2x) | 75.71 | 97% | 2022-05-08 |
| 19805. | Jared (jdizz) | 75.71 | 97% | 2020-04-05 |
| 19806. | Uhhhhhhh (shidlord) | 75.70 | 96% | 2020-03-03 |
| 19807. | Aldrich The Goat (aldrico) | 75.70 | 96.8% | 2024-06-08 |
| 19808. | jyjy (jyking99) | 75.70 | 96% | 2025-03-25 |
| 19809. | HishQuTen (hishquten) | 75.70 | 97% | 2024-08-24 |
| 19810. | Viv (viv212) | 75.70 | 97% | 2023-02-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |