I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3659. | Ali (afregistry) | 112.28 | 99% | 2020-11-20 |
| 3660. | Saucey (sauceypickles) | 112.28 | 96.7% | 2021-01-29 |
| 3661. | Minjae (minjaesong) | 112.28 | 97% | 2018-05-23 |
| 3662. | Sokka (cactus_juice) | 112.28 | 98% | 2019-02-12 |
| 3663. | Lence (lence88) | 112.28 | 98% | 2018-07-10 |
| 3664. | rai_10101 (rai_10101) | 112.27 | 97.2% | 2025-04-04 |
| 3665. | Rounak (rouvai) | 112.27 | 100% | 2020-12-29 |
| 3666. | David (neverstorm) | 112.27 | 99% | 2021-01-15 |
| 3667. | Ad (adhmedz) | 112.26 | 98.2% | 2024-09-06 |
| 3668. | T2fast4u (pnwtrevorb) | 112.26 | 99% | 2020-11-02 |
| 3669. | Stefan (xserpentgaming) | 112.24 | 98% | 2021-01-05 |
| 3670. | MNM (mnmnour) | 112.23 | 98.2% | 2025-01-24 |
| 3671. | Nicole (schminah) | 112.23 | 99% | 2019-07-19 |
| 3672. | It'sMe (freakinnickp) | 112.22 | 100% | 2019-07-10 |
| 3673. | Mop (viewtifuljoe111) | 112.21 | 98.8% | 2023-11-17 |
| 3674. | Stephen (cloudmushman) | 112.21 | 97.7% | 2023-08-30 |
| 3675. | rwgao (boopas) | 112.20 | 98% | 2025-10-28 |
| 3676. | Jared (jdizz) | 112.20 | 98.3% | 2024-11-19 |
| 3677. | F@§T£RPr0 (fastermart) | 112.19 | 97% | 2017-08-20 |
| 3678. | Kaseolin (pimplepopper2015) | 112.18 | 99% | 2017-06-27 |
| 3679. | Hamza π (hamzza_) | 112.17 | 99% | 2022-05-14 |
| 3680. | Joosep (aktos) | 112.16 | 99% | 2022-06-07 |
| 3681. | Hai (haiphan) | 112.16 | 99% | 2025-06-01 |
| 3682. | Kyle Me (poledancerz) | 112.16 | 97% | 2017-07-19 |
| 3683. | ApacheSparow (jimtheripper) | 112.15 | 99% | 2019-03-17 |
| 3684. | cope (xucolite) | 112.14 | 98.2% | 2023-10-08 |
| 3685. | Mat (tencion) | 112.14 | 97% | 2017-08-26 |
| 3686. | grantgoosten (grantgoosten22) | 112.13 | 97.8% | 2024-04-26 |
| 3687. | Prakash (prakashmg) | 112.12 | 98% | 2025-11-28 |
| 3688. | Avernl (airr_01) | 112.12 | 98.1% | 2024-04-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |