Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4522. | Jj (issajacob) | 64.41 | 98% | 2020-04-23 |
| 4523. | Ivan (ricochet11) | 64.40 | 98% | 2019-06-19 |
| 4524. | Wendu (wenduthebanunu) | 64.40 | 95% | 2017-11-29 |
| 4525. | Tianqi (chentianqi) | 64.40 | 96% | 2018-09-21 |
| 4526. | Goethe (kiwon) | 64.37 | 97% | 2018-11-10 |
| 4527. | oTTo (otto43) | 64.36 | 94% | 2020-09-28 |
| 4528. | TTVxxlackingxx (lackingnig) | 64.33 | 95% | 2018-12-10 |
| 4529. | Nipun Chamikara (nipunchami... | 64.33 | 94% | 2019-11-25 |
| 4530. | stardust (stardustmsp) | 64.32 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
| 4531. | Kevin (v3rmillian) | 64.32 | 95% | 2020-12-02 |
| 4532. | ben (enivre) | 64.32 | 97% | 2017-11-07 |
| 4533. | jun (jun0sck) | 64.31 | 97% | 2018-04-27 |
| 4534. | Petr (jezour) | 64.30 | 95% | 2019-03-03 |
| 4535. | Cocow (walouh) | 64.29 | 96% | 2020-11-07 |
| 4536. | daniel (eldani) | 64.28 | 98% | 2017-07-19 |
| 4537. | John (relicanth56) | 64.27 | 94% | 2018-07-31 |
| 4538. | Jared (jcom85) | 64.26 | 97% | 2017-11-15 |
| 4539. | Raf (zevxv) | 64.26 | 94% | 2019-09-05 |
| 4540. | Kriss (kriss5a) | 64.26 | 96% | 2018-02-01 |
| 4541. | Santi (acolombian) | 64.26 | 96% | 2018-12-24 |
| 4542. | Arslan (malikarslan) | 64.25 | 97% | 2019-08-20 |
| 4543. | weae (whatevenareeggs) | 64.22 | 96% | 2020-06-20 |
| 4544. | Abu (abu_hussain_03) | 64.17 | 97% | 2018-04-15 |
| 4545. | Claw (randansnutzers) | 64.17 | 96% | 2017-07-23 |
| 4546. | Ryan (kalistaisweak) | 64.16 | 97% | 2017-08-04 |
| 4547. | ⠀ (m7rs) | 64.16 | 97% | 2020-07-07 |
| 4548. | J-Money (jacobbeaudway) | 64.15 | 94% | 2020-11-21 |
| 4549. | Nicholas (nicholaspatrick) | 64.14 | 96% | 2019-09-05 |
| 4550. | P (morto_racer) | 64.13 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
| 4551. | Christian (chrixsi) | 64.13 | 95% | 2019-03-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |