Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3715. | Raymond (raymonds) | 71.16 | 97% | 2019-11-01 |
| 3716. | Hoshi (lazz121) | 71.15 | 97% | 2018-04-05 |
| 3717. | Ryan (direwolf05) | 71.13 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
| 3718. | Chaewon (raz3124) | 71.13 | 97% | 2020-06-26 |
| 3719. | Jacqsault (jyan513) | 71.13 | 98% | 2018-07-05 |
| 3720. | Noam (noamaster88) | 71.13 | 97% | 2018-03-14 |
| 3721. | Argon (argon273) | 71.13 | 95% | 2018-03-30 |
| 3722. | Bruno (brunog) | 71.12 | 95% | 2019-01-07 |
| 3723. | Sam (9067t) | 71.11 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 3724. | Jessica (jeguar) | 71.10 | 96% | 2019-11-20 |
| 3725. | Sofia (michael_bjordy) | 71.09 | 97% | 2020-04-08 |
| 3726. | John (mccornville) | 71.07 | 96% | 2019-03-18 |
| 3727. | Aarni (aarnib) | 71.06 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
| 3728. | jason (wickeddog) | 71.05 | 98% | 2019-01-28 |
| 3729. | oskar (osny19) | 71.05 | 96% | 2018-10-12 |
| 3730. | coale (colerodster) | 71.03 | 95% | 2017-10-05 |
| 3731. | John (jcobs) | 71.00 | 97% | 2019-06-02 |
| 3732. | Mr. Robinson (cogili) | 71.00 | 99% | 2017-08-07 |
| 3733. | Apryl (amnavarrete759) | 70.98 | 97% | 2018-03-01 |
| 3734. | Nikola (kokosarnik) | 70.97 | 96% | 2018-08-08 |
| 3735. | Mike (specialized) | 70.96 | 95% | 2019-05-12 |
| 3736. | untek (untekdnb) | 70.95 | 97% | 2018-08-20 |
| 3737. | TonySoprano (tony_soprano) | 70.93 | 96% | 2020-04-08 |
| 3738. | Robert (nforcer) | 70.91 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
| 3739. | Larissa (yorissa) | 70.89 | 96% | 2017-07-26 |
| 3740. | Richard (rcasey88) | 70.89 | 97% | 2019-10-28 |
| 3741. | Bananko (bananko) | 70.89 | 96% | 2017-11-26 |
| 3742. | Allen (agginham) | 70.88 | 95% | 2019-05-23 |
| 3743. | Druzie (zectrople) | 70.87 | 96% | 2020-12-13 |
| 3744. | Tuan (nauthnim) | 70.87 | 96% | 2018-02-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |