So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28334. | Angel (rathgormack) | 55.67 | 96% | 2015-08-27 |
| 28335. | betty (battery) | 55.67 | — | 2009-08-13 |
| 28336. | Raisin (annielam) | 55.66 | 97% | 2016-06-16 |
| 28337. | BeX (liltoaster) | 55.66 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 28338. | jason (jasonmha) | 55.66 | 96% | 2021-02-23 |
| 28339. | Chung Ming (ma_chung_ming) | 55.66 | 96% | 2016-05-03 |
| 28340. | hien (minhhien177) | 55.66 | — | 2010-01-02 |
| 28341. | Switch_to_Colemak (nuhyamin) | 55.66 | 95% | 2012-02-14 |
| 28342. | Arun (aktomar0707) | 55.65 | 97% | 2022-11-19 |
| 28343. | Nassif (nassif27) | 55.65 | 99% | 2023-04-17 |
| 28344. | Butts (butts123) | 55.65 | 98% | 2020-09-09 |
| 28345. | Vial'Ree (kurumaw) | 55.65 | — | 2010-12-01 |
| 28346. | qwerty (qwerty_master) | 55.65 | — | 2009-06-03 |
| 28347. | phoenix (cun_con) | 55.65 | — | 2009-11-03 |
| 28348. | Amy (amy20503) | 55.65 | 94% | 2013-09-27 |
| 28349. | Alex (aalleexx1) | 55.65 | 95.6% | 2023-08-18 |
| 28350. | Francisco (francisco911) | 55.64 | 91% | 2014-11-13 |
| 28351. | Ian (icspicy) | 55.64 | 96% | 2023-07-22 |
| 28352. | Feariscool (fearisdumb) | 55.64 | 93% | 2021-11-26 |
| 28353. | jugal (j1mmy) | 55.64 | 95% | 2021-03-19 |
| 28354. | Anders (rockfordal) | 55.64 | 74% | 2013-08-14 |
| 28355. | Peter (jclj9000) | 55.64 | 96% | 2014-10-17 |
| 28356. | chipchiu (chipchiu) | 55.64 | 97% | 2011-07-17 |
| 28357. | Daiem (d_mahfuz) | 55.63 | 95% | 2022-02-24 |
| 28358. | Gaurav (droidiser) | 55.63 | 89% | 2015-01-23 |
| 28359. | Daniel (danny3142) | 55.63 | 89% | 2014-09-17 |
| 28360. | Antoine (sonnenschein) | 55.63 | 95% | 2020-10-06 |
| 28361. | lovely (tenten01) | 55.63 | 98% | 2011-12-27 |
| 28362. | Jeremy (jerbear27) | 55.63 | 93% | 2018-12-09 |
| 28363. | Danilo (bonusgame) | 55.63 | — | 2009-02-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |