The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25959. | Saral (scrummaster) | 62.11 | 95% | 2019-07-27 |
| 25960. | 1488 (1488) | 62.11 | 95% | 2020-09-22 |
| 25961. | Aaron (magicsauce) | 62.11 | 94% | 2015-06-08 |
| 25962. | Shannon (sironya0824) | 62.11 | 96% | 2015-11-04 |
| 25963. | Qingwei (hqwhuang) | 62.11 | 99% | 2018-09-12 |
| 25964. | Hsuan-Han (hsuanlv) | 62.11 | 96% | 2013-12-19 |
| 25965. | Drake (blacknite07) | 62.10 | 94% | 2015-06-27 |
| 25966. | Jevin (weegull) | 62.10 | 89% | 2016-12-03 |
| 25967. | Giorgos (sogroig) | 62.10 | — | 2009-04-17 |
| 25968. | how do I type (goddamnname) | 62.10 | 96% | 2015-03-19 |
| 25969. | Sarang (ultra_penguin) | 62.09 | 92% | 2015-02-14 |
| 25970. | tom (feelthewrath) | 62.09 | 95% | 2022-04-21 |
| 25971. | Cae (thredacted) | 62.09 | 93% | 2021-03-21 |
| 25972. | Alan (alan17navarro) | 62.09 | 95% | 2021-02-20 |
| 25973. | York (york) | 62.09 | — | 2009-01-11 |
| 25974. | hachi (hachinamio) | 62.09 | — | 2009-07-26 |
| 25975. | onel (onel11) | 62.08 | 95% | 2020-11-11 |
| 25976. | Oily (oilyoogway) | 62.08 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 25977. | Jc (jcamp0) | 62.08 | 95% | 2021-04-20 |
| 25978. | Bratman (bratman) | 62.08 | 93% | 2012-06-08 |
| 25979. | May (bamay) | 62.08 | 95% | 2011-11-06 |
| 25980. | Billion (thailand_typer) | 62.07 | 97% | 2023-05-05 |
| 25981. | Movses (kirakosyan1) | 62.07 | 92% | 2015-04-10 |
| 25982. | Zakaria (zakosan) | 62.07 | 98% | 2023-05-28 |
| 25983. | dry (need_for_bandwidth) | 62.07 | 97.4% | 2023-08-02 |
| 25984. | bstridr (bellie__) | 62.07 | 96% | 2019-07-17 |
| 25985. | hannah (ksh8287) | 62.07 | — | 2010-07-04 |
| 25986. | Franco (banco820) | 62.06 | 95% | 2021-03-12 |
| 25987. | hhesenjan (hhesenjan) | 62.06 | 95.9% | 2023-09-26 |
| 25988. | Steven (hondasivakgaming) | 62.06 | 94% | 2021-04-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |