The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25999. | Teo (teo4christ) | 62.51 | — | 2010-01-15 |
| 26000. | Nguyα» n (kycomputer555) | 62.51 | 95% | 2013-04-25 |
| 26001. | wissam (wissam6090) | 62.51 | 96% | 2019-02-11 |
| 26002. | Suryansu (suryansu) | 62.51 | 88% | 2016-12-27 |
| 26003. | Andrej (andy144) | 62.50 | 97% | 2022-09-13 |
| 26004. | πΏππππππ... | 62.50 | 96.1% | 2023-09-29 |
| 26005. | Ayer (adelkepay) | 62.50 | 90% | 2013-07-18 |
| 26006. | Muji (mujisu) | 62.50 | 96% | 2017-10-03 |
| 26007. | ElderlySnail (littleerika1017) | 62.50 | 96% | 2019-09-05 |
| 26008. | Kat (kitty_c) | 62.50 | 81% | 2016-02-29 |
| 26009. | Julian (juliansy) | 62.50 | — | 2009-05-05 |
| 26010. | hugo (hcj1100) | 62.50 | — | 2009-10-19 |
| 26011. | Amani (amani7) | 62.50 | 97% | 2014-04-30 |
| 26012. | Judy (judyzhang) | 62.49 | 97% | 2012-12-15 |
| 26013. | Jamie (jtduby) | 62.49 | 96% | 2016-05-18 |
| 26014. | CarolinaBelle (olivocl) | 62.49 | 95% | 2011-10-29 |
| 26015. | Vanshraj (vrsempire601) | 62.48 | 95% | 2021-10-25 |
| 26016. | Kyanna (kyanna_87) | 62.48 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
| 26017. | pat (grumpyfish) | 62.48 | 95% | 2012-04-17 |
| 26018. | John (jca1987) | 62.48 | 86% | 2011-08-03 |
| 26019. | Kentaro (k3n74r0) | 62.48 | 94% | 2017-07-12 |
| 26020. | Allan (allanomalley) | 62.48 | 93% | 2012-11-29 |
| 26021. | Agis (agis3) | 62.47 | 94% | 2022-07-04 |
| 26022. | Juanpa (gokias_1234) | 62.47 | 93% | 2021-10-31 |
| 26023. | wayexzee (wayexzee) | 62.47 | 95% | 2021-09-14 |
| 26024. | Quincy (darkish) | 62.47 | 93% | 2016-03-31 |
| 26025. | AHHH (chuckles1357) | 62.47 | 95% | 2019-09-20 |
| 26026. | Smelly Cat (samhermingtonqu... | 62.47 | 99% | 2017-07-23 |
| 26027. | dakkon (d4kk0n1234) | 62.47 | — | 2010-02-09 |
| 26028. | Cakra (cakraputra) | 62.47 | 96% | 2015-08-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |