So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15081. | walid (walda) | 76.43 | 97% | 2022-08-15 |
| 15082. | Jin (jin168) | 76.42 | 99% | 2011-07-24 |
| 15083. | Teen (teenunicorn) | 76.42 | 95% | 2015-12-15 |
| 15084. | Sean (thoughtprocess) | 76.42 | — | 2009-10-19 |
| 15085. | I have never lost a single ... | 76.42 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
| 15086. | Tucker (tukcker) | 76.42 | 96% | 2021-05-21 |
| 15087. | Robert (lupovolk) | 76.42 | 97.4% | 2021-02-15 |
| 15088. | iep (iebeaux) | 76.42 | 96% | 2022-04-04 |
| 15089. | Adrien (reveparti) | 76.41 | — | 2009-01-10 |
| 15090. | Kaylie (kayliezach) | 76.41 | 95% | 2016-02-17 |
| 15091. | Blade (seekndstroy) | 76.41 | 96% | 2018-05-17 |
| 15092. | David (hanid3) | 76.41 | 97% | 2022-03-04 |
| 15093. | 0DDity (goonscot) | 76.41 | 98% | 2015-01-15 |
| 15094. | Matt (mattdowning91) | 76.41 | 97% | 2018-04-06 |
| 15095. | Rodrigo (pacha2880) | 76.40 | 97% | 2022-12-14 |
| 15096. | vldv44_ (vldv44_) | 76.40 | 96% | 2023-10-09 |
| 15097. | John (jca1987) | 76.39 | 95% | 2011-08-05 |
| 15098. | wakawakaaa (wakaah) | 76.39 | 92% | 2016-09-02 |
| 15099. | Mohit (mohitisgreat) | 76.39 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 15100. | Kyle (kjwhite88) | 76.39 | — | 2010-12-29 |
| 15101. | blanc (blanc_145) | 76.39 | 95.3% | 2021-02-17 |
| 15102. | Myro Bryan (iskwagong) | 76.39 | 95% | 2021-05-01 |
| 15103. | Icicle (icicle25) | 76.39 | — | 2010-10-23 |
| 15104. | Daniel (vugla1994) | 76.39 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
| 15105. | Sulayman (henzeg) | 76.39 | 97% | 2022-04-24 |
| 15106. | Axcel (savitar20) | 76.39 | 97.2% | 2023-07-22 |
| 15107. | Mr (tallguy) | 76.38 | — | 2010-02-02 |
| 15108. | Slow (greenthunderstorm) | 76.38 | 95% | 2021-01-12 |
| 15109. | Sang Ju n (samkocho) | 76.38 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 15110. | Andrew (dijkstra) | 76.38 | 97% | 2021-09-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |