So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25975. | MariusTheGr8 (mariusthegreat) | 59.20 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
| 25976. | . (kurami) | 59.20 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 25977. | Jonathan (genjuroz) | 59.20 | 85% | 2012-10-15 |
| 25978. | Peipei (peipei) | 59.20 | 95% | 2011-11-04 |
| 25979. | Michael (drdoom) | 59.20 | — | 2008-12-15 |
| 25980. | Sander (sanderv3) | 59.20 | 94% | 2019-06-17 |
| 25981. | Rachel (amrcncpprhd) | 59.20 | 98% | 2011-08-13 |
| 25982. | Tedd_22 (eetdyd) | 59.19 | 94% | 2023-07-18 |
| 25983. | Joe (14jrbarrera) | 59.19 | 90% | 2012-01-08 |
| 25984. | Gunn (xg88) | 59.19 | 95% | 2021-07-13 |
| 25985. | Mike (mike816) | 59.19 | 96% | 2021-08-16 |
| 25986. | GERALD (hackerxxx0021) | 59.19 | 95% | 2014-05-18 |
| 25987. | Fasih (fasihhassan) | 59.19 | 95% | 2016-02-01 |
| 25988. | Alfredo (drakenslice) | 59.19 | 92% | 2015-12-01 |
| 25989. | Jecht (dark_juice) | 59.19 | 91% | 2012-05-10 |
| 25990. | sendhilkumar (coolsendhil) | 59.19 | 93% | 2015-03-14 |
| 25991. | jason (jasondads) | 59.18 | 95% | 2021-01-12 |
| 25992. | J (jbddiesel) | 59.18 | 96% | 2021-12-27 |
| 25993. | niteshnoob (nitesh369) | 59.18 | 97% | 2023-03-22 |
| 25994. | Posa2000 (posa2000) | 59.18 | 93% | 2021-04-18 |
| 25995. | Irarref (_ofking) | 59.18 | 97% | 2022-08-09 |
| 25996. | Jay (jkapasi) | 59.18 | 98% | 2013-11-28 |
| 25997. | waga (wagadroid) | 59.18 | 96% | 2013-09-12 |
| 25998. | Steven (omegaalpha) | 59.18 | 97% | 2013-07-27 |
| 25999. | Lorence (kuroko) | 59.18 | 90% | 2014-04-28 |
| 26000. | Badfish (badfish) | 59.18 | — | 2008-12-19 |
| 26001. | Micah (sporksy) | 59.17 | 94% | 2021-04-16 |
| 26002. | Prabuddha (learning2type1414) | 59.17 | 97% | 2022-02-02 |
| 26003. | R. Heffer (rheffer) | 59.17 | 93% | 2015-07-28 |
| 26004. | lilsquish (yeldaha) | 59.17 | 93% | 2016-04-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |