So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
14427. | Mister (simply) | 76.85 | 96% | 2013-11-01 |
14428. | Yoshi (justayoshi) | 76.84 | 99% | 2020-09-20 |
14429. | E (norcalvb) | 76.84 | — | 2008-10-17 |
14430. | Michal (psusylovar) | 76.84 | — | 2010-11-14 |
14431. | Hans (extrem3typist) | 76.84 | 91% | 2016-01-20 |
14432. | Just (justvomit) | 76.83 | 95% | 2012-11-07 |
14433. | Brendan (barefootcatfish) | 76.83 | 93% | 2016-03-24 |
14434. | Knut (knutesten) | 76.83 | 93% | 2012-02-12 |
14435. | rose (roselynne) | 76.83 | 96% | 2014-08-11 |
14436. | RelevantSound (dylan_by_the... | 76.82 | 95.3% | 2023-11-02 |
14437. | Malcolm (milkcaps11) | 76.82 | 96% | 2015-04-22 |
14438. | Miguel (mp.gomes89@gmail.com) | 76.82 | 93% | 2015-01-08 |
14439. | I hate errors (ljs4349) | 76.82 | — | 2011-02-01 |
14440. | Greg (xzibitzit116) | 76.82 | — | 2009-05-21 |
14441. | Lam (lam_blue) | 76.82 | 99% | 2012-05-20 |
14442. | Steve (folger) | 76.82 | 94% | 2012-02-08 |
14443. | Saurabh (saurabh007) | 76.81 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
14444. | Chase (chezit7) | 76.81 | 96% | 2021-11-23 |
14445. | Colton (choksbergen) | 76.81 | 97% | 2018-04-10 |
14446. | Mohammad (moreda1999) | 76.81 | 96% | 2022-07-15 |
14447. | jazzy (jazzy_trojan) | 76.81 | 97% | 2020-07-23 |
14448. | Brandon (barndenn) | 76.81 | 93% | 2017-05-02 |
14449. | (shaun022) | 76.81 | 95% | 2022-01-29 |
14450. | Daniel (danielrice) | 76.81 | 97% | 2013-01-05 |
14451. | Silver (vuppi3) | 76.81 | 98% | 2014-11-03 |
14452. | Rasmus (maziger) | 76.80 | 96.2% | 2021-02-05 |
14453. | Tyler (soulskiez) | 76.80 | 96% | 2016-04-27 |
14454. | Yoav (yoava333) | 76.80 | 94% | 2015-01-15 |
14455. | learner (learner89) | 76.80 | — | 2009-08-12 |
14456. | Justin (justintam556) | 76.79 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 97,095 | 74.95 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 122 | 73.91 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |