The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6783. | tstats[depsy] (depsy) | 95.85 | 97.7% | 2023-11-19 |
| 6784. | reckless (wmcbbyld) | 95.85 | 99% | 2022-07-03 |
| 6785. | Down (dibil) | 95.85 | 98% | 2021-09-03 |
| 6786. | BowlBird (bowlbird) | 95.84 | 97.4% | 2023-11-26 |
| 6787. | Hein (lihuasteel) | 95.84 | 95% | 2016-02-22 |
| 6788. | Project (project_racer) | 95.84 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 6789. | Glennis (biotic_god) | 95.84 | 96% | 2023-05-27 |
| 6790. | Thanos_Car (thanos__car) | 95.84 | 97% | 2018-10-26 |
| 6791. | V (vectroxic) | 95.84 | — | 2011-04-22 |
| 6792. | Han (hantheautist) | 95.83 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 6793. | Kisara (rock125zz) | 95.83 | 97% | 2019-11-24 |
| 6794. | Joey (joeyortiz2016) | 95.83 | 97.9% | 2024-06-28 |
| 6795. | Seth (smilerk) | 95.83 | 96% | 2016-03-03 |
| 6796. | Samuel (ayvak) | 95.82 | 95% | 2022-09-22 |
| 6797. | Keshav (waldotheonlyone) | 95.82 | 98.3% | 2024-03-13 |
| 6798. | Douglas (ossmando) | 95.82 | 98% | 2019-01-23 |
| 6799. | Cooper (venmo_ven) | 95.81 | 97% | 2024-10-06 |
| 6800. | Seiji (sati2030) | 95.81 | 97% | 2025-12-29 |
| 6801. | Calvin (calvinsamuel04) | 95.81 | 97.6% | 2024-05-06 |
| 6802. | mike (jazz_hands) | 95.81 | 97% | 2021-10-05 |
| 6803. | sael (saeleths) | 95.81 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
| 6804. | Deepak (deepsboy) | 95.81 | 99% | 2017-08-20 |
| 6805. | Banzay (coldhands69) | 95.80 | 98% | 2018-04-13 |
| 6806. | 🐄 cow (chickencole) | 95.79 | 97.4% | 2021-02-13 |
| 6807. | ro (mephory) | 95.79 | 96% | 2013-01-16 |
| 6808. | Mika (mchunnabes) | 95.78 | 98% | 2025-02-12 |
| 6809. | gian (diggee) | 95.78 | 96% | 2014-03-17 |
| 6810. | Vi§hal (vishal_sirhind@yah... | 95.78 | 96% | 2014-07-07 |
| 6811. | Linn (limetreeday) | 95.77 | 98% | 2023-03-08 |
| 6812. | quack (virtualknight) | 95.77 | 99% | 2020-12-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |