When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14185. | supermonkey (sup3rm0nk3y) | 72.42 | 97% | 2022-07-21 |
| 14186. | Kutulan (walines) | 72.41 | 96% | 2021-04-11 |
| 14187. | ApostleOfTheLazy (aayushm8) | 72.41 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 14188. | Urban (urban123) | 72.40 | 96% | 2025-10-04 |
| 14189. | Aman (aman_msr) | 72.40 | 98% | 2021-03-12 |
| 14190. | Phobic (phobic21) | 72.40 | 96% | 2023-05-07 |
| 14191. | Nolan (nolan_f) | 72.40 | 96% | 2017-11-29 |
| 14192. | Swarmy (swarmy) | 72.39 | 97% | 2022-02-19 |
| 14193. | Biswajit (biswajit_maity) | 72.39 | 96% | 2025-09-17 |
| 14194. | Bluem (7jcs) | 72.39 | 96% | 2022-04-03 |
| 14195. | wond (wond_k_) | 72.39 | 97% | 2022-01-29 |
| 14196. | Will (small_peepee) | 72.39 | 96% | 2018-08-16 |
| 14197. | Tanner Petcovic (tannerpetc... | 72.38 | 98% | 2023-06-08 |
| 14198. | subham (syt03) | 72.38 | 99% | 2025-05-04 |
| 14199. | jojo (jojotseng) | 72.38 | 95% | 2020-10-09 |
| 14200. | K3VIN (bootunstoppable) | 72.38 | 95% | 2018-07-25 |
| 14201. | Christopher (siakol_12) | 72.37 | 98% | 2017-11-07 |
| 14202. | James (freetheguy) | 72.37 | 96% | 2020-02-09 |
| 14203. | perm (perm_typeracer) | 72.37 | 97% | 2023-02-01 |
| 14204. | Jian Yi (jayyi) | 72.37 | 98% | 2023-01-08 |
| 14205. | Jonas (david_konka) | 72.37 | 97% | 2020-10-13 |
| 14206. | iufgheriuhbgf (narcotically) | 72.36 | 97% | 2021-08-06 |
| 14207. | Liam (liamweid) | 72.36 | 98% | 2021-05-01 |
| 14208. | IIIllllIlIlIIIIlII (bakalu) | 72.36 | 97% | 2020-06-21 |
| 14209. | uska95 (uska95) | 72.35 | 97% | 2023-01-20 |
| 14210. | Amuck (amuckrunner) | 72.35 | 97.7% | 2023-08-15 |
| 14211. | Fluffy Flamingo (jcottam) | 72.35 | 98% | 2022-08-19 |
| 14212. | jupiter (nickel_eyes) | 72.34 | 96% | 2024-10-11 |
| 14213. | blandfoodman (blandfoodman) | 72.34 | 97% | 2021-07-03 |
| 14214. | d2 (dittumon) | 72.34 | 96% | 2017-11-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |