I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14406. | shawty (pogchampion1969) | 77.01 | 97% | 2021-10-05 |
| 14407. | RiskyBiskits (riskybiskits) | 77.00 | 95.8% | 2024-01-03 |
| 14408. | qWudge (qwudge) | 77.00 | 96% | 2022-06-17 |
| 14409. | Joe (joemama763) | 77.00 | 95.8% | 2023-09-26 |
| 14410. | dawid (nuclearmansnothot) | 77.00 | 95% | 2023-08-20 |
| 14411. | Bugrits (bugritsmeister) | 77.00 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 14412. | vikash (vkas990) | 77.00 | 98% | 2018-10-27 |
| 14413. | Grimes (grimesz) | 77.00 | 95% | 2015-07-14 |
| 14414. | Piet (jompie) | 77.00 | 96% | 2016-09-13 |
| 14415. | банки (goldsteinbanks) | 76.99 | 96% | 2020-08-19 |
| 14416. | Jenner (jenrzzz) | 76.99 | 96.1% | 2024-10-09 |
| 14417. | Rick (cowisboss) | 76.99 | 97% | 2022-09-28 |
| 14418. | VM (vmyts) | 76.99 | 96% | 2022-07-27 |
| 14419. | Gnetyx (gnetyx) | 76.99 | 97.3% | 2021-02-03 |
| 14420. | flybot (flybot) | 76.99 | 97% | 2019-10-14 |
| 14421. | pavelexpertov (pavelexpertov) | 76.99 | 98% | 2016-05-04 |
| 14422. | Chappybbx (chappybbx) | 76.98 | 98% | 2022-09-02 |
| 14423. | Sarah (realgirlgoodhands) | 76.98 | 98% | 2020-03-19 |
| 14424. | jayycee (jayycee) | 76.98 | 97% | 2020-11-08 |
| 14425. | Sheng Yuan (xspeech32) | 76.98 | 96% | 2015-08-27 |
| 14426. | kiara (kiwi921) | 76.97 | 97% | 2021-06-22 |
| 14427. | Thocc is Bad (mirakoolz) | 76.97 | 97.7% | 2023-10-26 |
| 14428. | pintoa (pintoa) | 76.97 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
| 14429. | Pradipta (proydu) | 76.97 | 97% | 2015-07-31 |
| 14430. | Ron (ronald2) | 76.97 | 94% | 2015-08-03 |
| 14431. | Luke (steelyogirl) | 76.97 | 99% | 2017-07-11 |
| 14432. | Fang (fang1216) | 76.97 | 98% | 2017-07-09 |
| 14433. | Brendan (skewy) | 76.96 | 97% | 2022-08-12 |
| 14434. | Conrad (conradl) | 76.96 | 94% | 2016-09-07 |
| 14435. | Json (jskfreerunner) | 76.96 | 99% | 2022-07-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |