I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8819. | Plato (observer_02) | 93.45 | 97% | 2020-07-09 |
| 8820. | Andrew (ahalle) | 93.45 | 100% | 2018-10-28 |
| 8821. | pls (pls_) | 93.44 | 98% | 2024-08-03 |
| 8822. | SomethingAzn (somethingazn) | 93.44 | 96% | 2019-10-11 |
| 8823. | Pernekhan (10bd02006) | 93.44 | 98% | 2017-06-20 |
| 8824. | Adrians (adriansnetlis) | 93.43 | 99% | 2019-06-20 |
| 8825. | Spartan (speedrunner1) | 93.42 | 98% | 2026-02-04 |
| 8826. | Matt (mhulley) | 93.42 | 98% | 2018-05-29 |
| 8827. | Pres (presums) | 93.42 | 95% | 2020-02-18 |
| 8828. | AziziAziz (ziziaziz) | 93.42 | 99.4% | 2023-08-17 |
| 8829. | Kevin (pubhub) | 93.42 | 98% | 2019-01-15 |
| 8830. | typerwise (typerwise) | 93.41 | 98% | 2025-06-23 |
| 8831. | Jonathan (jonay90) | 93.41 | 95% | 2026-05-12 |
| 8832. | Lam (lambus) | 93.41 | 97.7% | 2024-02-20 |
| 8833. | zeggy (zegggy) | 93.41 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 8834. | abcd (4568493) | 93.41 | 96% | 2018-06-08 |
| 8835. | Sickly (omnieverything) | 93.40 | 98% | 2024-10-28 |
| 8836. | tids (tids) | 93.40 | 98% | 2022-08-18 |
| 8837. | k_otey (k_otey) | 93.40 | 96.5% | 2023-12-14 |
| 8838. | Campbell (cphalen) | 93.40 | 98% | 2019-01-18 |
| 8839. | Lee (shriveledegg) | 93.40 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 8840. | JAYVOODOO (jayvoodoo) | 93.40 | 99% | 2017-09-26 |
| 8841. | Brennan (brennanbrown) | 93.39 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 8842. | Brennan (brenn52) | 93.39 | 100% | 2021-02-14 |
| 8843. | Chuck (typer_inflation) | 93.38 | 100% | 2023-06-08 |
| 8844. | Amoracchius (zeththedarkmage) | 93.38 | 99% | 2020-07-30 |
| 8845. | Ted (tedfantastic) | 93.37 | 98% | 2023-08-29 |
| 8846. | Colemak (half_as_fizzy) | 93.37 | 97% | 2022-10-09 |
| 8847. | trs (terros) | 93.36 | 98% | 2026-02-18 |
| 8848. | rohan (rohanlahiri05) | 93.36 | 97.6% | 2023-07-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |