I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5032. | swng (swng) | 102.38 | 99.3% | 2021-01-29 |
| 5033. | M (lazydaze) | 102.37 | 98% | 2021-10-21 |
| 5034. | Type, type, type! Yeah! (al... | 102.36 | 98% | 2026-05-17 |
| 5035. | hiKalS (hikals) | 102.36 | 98% | 2017-11-28 |
| 5036. | TheTypers (reducer) | 102.36 | 97% | 2025-07-27 |
| 5037. | Maybe (maybecow) | 102.36 | 97% | 2020-09-04 |
| 5038. | Patryk (wadison) | 102.36 | 98% | 2021-04-13 |
| 5039. | ਹਰਵਿੰਦਰ ਸà¨... | 102.36 | 98% | 2020-03-24 |
| 5040. | Martin (datshlt221) | 102.35 | 97% | 2023-04-12 |
| 5041. | mehul (imaslowtiper) | 102.35 | 97% | 2024-05-23 |
| 5042. | Ed (raptorofli) | 102.33 | 97% | 2021-03-03 |
| 5043. | Apithat Sombatsiri (itsmek4nz) | 102.32 | 99% | 2022-07-11 |
| 5044. | Lauren (lauren_conrad) | 102.31 | 95% | 2025-06-05 |
| 5045. | yuan (iwhatst4me) | 102.31 | 98% | 2017-10-15 |
| 5046. | David (emmicks) | 102.31 | 97% | 2017-02-03 |
| 5047. | Tobi (tobitypes) | 102.30 | 98% | 2022-11-15 |
| 5048. | JAYVOODOO (jayvoodoo) | 102.29 | 97% | 2017-04-05 |
| 5049. | carve (carve) | 102.29 | 97% | 2022-11-01 |
| 5050. | Dragon99999 (dragon99999) | 102.28 | 96.9% | 2024-07-23 |
| 5051. | mariah (serialfriend) | 102.28 | 99% | 2021-12-06 |
| 5052. | Isaac (inied) | 102.28 | 96.9% | 2024-02-20 |
| 5053. | Patrick (pawal001) | 102.27 | 98% | 2022-06-12 |
| 5054. | ryota (ryotoom18) | 102.27 | 95% | 2018-11-02 |
| 5055. | Josh (jhc9999) | 102.26 | 97% | 2022-12-06 |
| 5056. | Mark (wiseruser) | 102.25 | 99% | 2022-11-06 |
| 5057. | Nani (karlord) | 102.24 | 97% | 2020-05-14 |
| 5058. | ben (risns) | 102.24 | 95% | 2023-09-24 |
| 5059. | Benjin (benjin7) | 102.23 | 99% | 2023-08-20 |
| 5060. | Allen (allen11235) | 102.23 | 98% | 2021-02-20 |
| 5061. | Sway (swaycuisway) | 102.23 | 97% | 2025-10-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |