With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4756. | Pao (pao95) | 100.06 | 96.7% | 2025-01-18 |
| 4757. | Ryan (centricss) | 100.06 | 96% | 2024-12-10 |
| 4758. | kaitlyn (zapy76) | 100.06 | 99% | 2020-08-05 |
| 4759. | John (hummusaddict) | 100.06 | 97% | 2022-03-22 |
| 4760. | Derp (derptq) | 100.06 | 97.9% | 2021-02-14 |
| 4761. | Ken Mac (blahcookies) | 100.05 | 94% | 2017-02-27 |
| 4762. | Lance (lancelongfei) | 100.05 | 98% | 2020-03-04 |
| 4763. | Pawel (pawelpro) | 100.05 | 95% | 2017-05-14 |
| 4764. | Jas (jaspay) | 100.04 | 98.8% | 2024-10-03 |
| 4765. | Speed_Reader (nagy_ssbm) | 100.04 | 99% | 2022-06-30 |
| 4766. | Matt (ferrarifingers) | 100.04 | 96% | 2021-07-06 |
| 4767. | Jan-Magnar (hillary_clinton) | 100.02 | 97% | 2019-01-21 |
| 4768. | Fxh7+ (bossrubik) | 100.02 | 97% | 2025-07-31 |
| 4769. | dinqissa (dinqissa) | 100.01 | 97% | 2023-03-07 |
| 4770. | Milo (stopandgonuts) | 100.01 | 97% | 2018-09-23 |
| 4771. | Denec (denec) | 100.00 | 98% | 2025-07-11 |
| 4772. | JAYVOODOO (jayvoodoo) | 99.99 | 99% | 2017-05-28 |
| 4773. | Julian (juliansmile) | 99.99 | 97% | 2022-10-17 |
| 4774. | Ian (s0ft3n) | 99.99 | 97% | 2021-11-26 |
| 4775. | Brendan (panikooooos) | 99.99 | 97% | 2018-02-19 |
| 4776. | Andrew (andrew69314) | 99.96 | 99% | 2020-08-12 |
| 4777. | lfta (lfta) | 99.95 | 97% | 2026-02-19 |
| 4778. | Foasic (xrcutioner) | 99.95 | 97% | 2018-04-08 |
| 4779. | . (ryium) | 99.95 | 96% | 2018-10-13 |
| 4780. | Axel (sector7) | 99.95 | 99% | 2022-02-04 |
| 4781. | shaf (enzo1456) | 99.95 | 96.2% | 2023-10-13 |
| 4782. | Adi (adistancu1024) | 99.94 | 96% | 2018-07-24 |
| 4783. | Rearia (rearia) | 99.93 | 96% | 2018-07-18 |
| 4784. | fffd (fffd) | 99.93 | 98% | 2025-06-09 |
| 4785. | Vasco (vascof) | 99.93 | 99% | 2019-07-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |