As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10991. | Chaewon LE SSERAFIM (raz3124) | 82.05 | 96% | 2020-08-24 |
| 10992. | Jan (juhu234) | 82.05 | 97.1% | 2023-10-10 |
| 10993. | alex (alexaesopos) | 82.05 | 96% | 2023-01-05 |
| 10994. | Spencer (braverice) | 82.05 | 97% | 2021-09-16 |
| 10995. | Corey (mouserat) | 82.05 | 98% | 2018-04-24 |
| 10996. | Conner (connerfitz) | 82.04 | 96% | 2019-10-02 |
| 10997. | Chris (___chris) | 82.04 | 99% | 2021-12-13 |
| 10998. | Chicklllion (millionlock) | 82.04 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 10999. | Epuuc (epuuc) | 82.04 | 97% | 2017-10-04 |
| 11000. | Ariel (aricori21) | 82.04 | 97% | 2019-11-19 |
| 11001. | Giaboc (claudiu_9) | 82.04 | 96% | 2023-06-03 |
| 11002. | mootyhoot (mootyhoot) | 82.03 | 95.8% | 2024-08-26 |
| 11003. | Nana Kwame (papa_elbee) | 82.03 | 95% | 2021-06-08 |
| 11004. | ashbellebsha (ashbel_g) | 82.03 | 96% | 2022-04-19 |
| 11005. | J (saviorf) | 82.03 | 94% | 2017-03-06 |
| 11006. | Mateen (mqtyper) | 82.03 | 96% | 2017-06-23 |
| 11007. | typewalker (zetoh) | 82.02 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
| 11008. | Zain (rasnouk) | 82.02 | 98% | 2022-01-08 |
| 11009. | Wolfegang (wolfegang) | 82.02 | 98% | 2020-11-02 |
| 11010. | nicu (nicu31) | 82.02 | 98.8% | 2021-01-29 |
| 11011. | Chaim (sermiahc) | 82.02 | 98% | 2017-07-24 |
| 11012. | JAYVOODOO (jayvoodoo) | 82.02 | 95% | 2016-03-14 |
| 11013. | Adam (timedchip) | 82.01 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
| 11014. | mclim99 (mclim99) | 82.01 | 96.4% | 2024-03-23 |
| 11015. | Phoebe (jnnphbbcl) | 82.01 | 98% | 2025-07-08 |
| 11016. | TheBusyElf (thebusyelf) | 82.01 | 97% | 2025-04-23 |
| 11017. | not rage (sadge47) | 82.01 | 98% | 2021-11-04 |
| 11018. | Jonathan (jonathan4033) | 82.01 | 98% | 2018-06-07 |
| 11019. | Kevin (kevinyvng) | 82.01 | 94% | 2016-12-27 |
| 11020. | gandastik (gandsatik) | 82.00 | 95% | 2021-10-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |