The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12293. | 🇲🇳 Mazaalai (goodgodk... | 95.95 | 97% | 2022-06-10 |
| 12294. | Stallion (stallion2014) | 95.95 | 96% | 2015-02-12 |
| 12295. | Paul (paullmiller1) | 95.95 | 98% | 2012-12-21 |
| 12296. | KirILL (spl4yce) | 95.94 | 97% | 2023-02-25 |
| 12297. | reever (ssamu) | 95.94 | 98% | 2022-02-26 |
| 12298. | Wenbo (zwb1988) | 95.94 | 94% | 2017-01-04 |
| 12299. | Josh (49292048458) | 95.94 | 99% | 2022-01-07 |
| 12300. | Kelli (klandry80) | 95.94 | 98% | 2020-01-01 |
| 12301. | Liwamster (liwamster15) | 95.94 | 98% | 2021-03-09 |
| 12302. | midnight (aw01) | 95.94 | 99% | 2021-12-07 |
| 12303. | Alex (jkdc) | 95.94 | 96% | 2014-10-02 |
| 12304. | Happpy (happpy9) | 95.93 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
| 12305. | Michael (tanglefoot) | 95.93 | 97.2% | 2023-10-26 |
| 12306. | Wade (wberrier_d) | 95.93 | 100% | 2013-11-25 |
| 12307. | Tossaporn (danker) | 95.93 | — | 2011-03-31 |
| 12308. | natec (natec) | 95.93 | — | 2010-06-15 |
| 12309. | Matt (mdbeatle) | 95.92 | 91% | 2015-04-02 |
| 12310. | sleepyhead (1983civic) | 95.92 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 12311. | Julius (julius0520) | 95.92 | 97% | 2022-12-09 |
| 12312. | JAYVOODOO (jayvoodoo) | 95.92 | 98% | 2017-06-04 |
| 12313. | Orante (orante) | 95.92 | 97% | 2021-07-10 |
| 12314. | Joel (wiss) | 95.92 | 98% | 2016-12-01 |
| 12315. | Osman (tracer_) | 95.92 | 99% | 2017-05-13 |
| 12316. | Hal (goscinny2) | 95.92 | 97% | 2018-08-02 |
| 12317. | Nick S. (furbyparade226) | 95.91 | 96% | 2021-10-30 |
| 12318. | qwvl (qwvl) | 95.91 | 98% | 2023-08-10 |
| 12319. | human (ashmylan) | 95.91 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
| 12320. | jimmy (hireraprk) | 95.91 | 97% | 2021-11-03 |
| 12321. | Carol (ozzynharriet7) | 95.91 | — | 2010-11-11 |
| 12322. | Dc (daveed) | 95.91 | — | 2009-05-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |