I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
285 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13998. | OPservator (opservator_o2o) | 76.39 | 96% | 2022-03-09 |
| 13999. | lavender (lavv88) | 76.39 | 97% | 2023-03-09 |
| 14000. | Karandeep (justkarandeep) | 76.39 | 95% | 2022-07-26 |
| 14001. | dumbdwei (cringe69) | 76.39 | 96% | 2021-11-26 |
| 14002. | Yoshizawa (yoshizawa) | 76.38 | 96% | 2022-10-07 |
| 14003. | Murali Prasanth (muralipras... | 76.38 | 98.3% | 2023-07-16 |
| 14004. | Shark (j0venator) | 76.38 | 99% | 2022-12-09 |
| 14005. | Brian (desbrigs) | 76.38 | 98% | 2022-06-14 |
| 14006. | Snowball (snowball807) | 76.37 | 98% | 2023-10-05 |
| 14007. | Matthew (kaisermk) | 76.36 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
| 14008. | Magdy Kishk (_magdy_kishk_) | 76.36 | 98% | 2024-12-14 |
| 14009. | Radovan (rtadovanek) | 76.36 | 97% | 2022-11-05 |
| 14010. | Newton (nklflips) | 76.35 | 94% | 2019-10-12 |
| 14011. | Escobar Gaming (voldemort_i... | 76.35 | 96% | 2025-05-07 |
| 14012. | javoscript (javoscript) | 76.35 | 97.2% | 2021-02-02 |
| 14013. | Tahsin (drevil13) | 76.35 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 14014. | Anan (mmedic) | 76.34 | 96% | 2020-02-22 |
| 14015. | Silent Killer (ebichu_chan) | 76.34 | 98% | 2018-10-30 |
| 14016. | Jens (jaytry) | 76.34 | 95% | 2018-11-25 |
| 14017. | EdJr (edjr) | 76.34 | 97% | 2020-01-02 |
| 14018. | Bryce (brycetifer) | 76.33 | 96% | 2021-06-08 |
| 14019. | Mike (yoshyosh) | 76.33 | 96.8% | 2024-09-25 |
| 14020. | persaime (persaime) | 76.32 | 97% | 2025-03-26 |
| 14021. | Esk (99tester) | 76.32 | 94% | 2019-05-01 |
| 14022. | Daniel (smartdevilno) | 76.32 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
| 14023. | Lord (lordaizen707) | 76.32 | 99% | 2020-06-08 |
| 14024. | Kevin (gkpc) | 76.32 | 97% | 2018-01-20 |
| 14025. | Aibrys (aibrys) | 76.32 | 96% | 2017-07-04 |
| 14026. | Mikko (mkrk) | 76.31 | 97% | 2018-08-24 |
| 14027. | Josh (awfulaccident) | 76.31 | 96% | 2018-05-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |