Right, I am going to tell you how this works. You're going in the drink and I am going to make a cup of tea. Underneath the floor boards is the famous river Thames. I hope for your sakes you can hold your breath for as long as it takes to boil that kettle. After that, I am going to ask you a question, one question. You are going to give me a name and if it's the right name, I send you home warm and dry in a fresh set of clothes. If it's the wrong name, you'll be fed to the crayfish.
—from RocknRolla, a movie by Guy Ritchie
Active since November 19, 2009.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22975. | Noobie (nooobie_typer) | 66.53 | 96% | 2022-12-08 |
| 22976. | TankerMkd (tankermkd) | 66.53 | 94% | 2020-10-04 |
| 22977. | putt12343 (putt12343) | 66.53 | 94% | 2019-01-17 |
| 22978. | Michele (etbleu) | 66.52 | — | 2010-08-27 |
| 22979. | nelmalu (nelimalu) | 66.51 | 96.7% | 2021-02-11 |
| 22980. | MistakesWereMade (workmanty... | 66.51 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 22981. | Snurker (snurker) | 66.50 | 98% | 2025-08-11 |
| 22982. | Cáo đeo Nơ (dautayham) | 66.48 | — | 2010-06-01 |
| 22983. | Thunderer (thunderer) | 66.47 | 95% | 2012-03-28 |
| 22984. | Nate (waradin24) | 66.45 | 90% | 2016-10-31 |
| 22985. | thien (soicon824) | 66.45 | — | 2010-05-03 |
| 22986. | epic (jainra) | 66.43 | 92% | 2014-08-06 |
| 22987. | ender416 (ender416) | 66.42 | 97.3% | 2024-03-08 |
| 22988. | Ben (blejanre) | 66.41 | 97% | 2022-03-29 |
| 22989. | zipgagosipda (chickenmu) | 66.40 | 96% | 2025-01-19 |
| 22990. | cvul (cvul) | 66.40 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 22991. | Jay (jayten010) | 66.39 | 97% | 2025-07-28 |
| 22992. | Simon (stellarium) | 66.36 | 96.7% | 2024-03-27 |
| 22993. | Abdu (abduqodirov) | 66.36 | 95% | 2021-04-10 |
| 22994. | Johnny (johnchan215) | 66.35 | 95% | 2012-06-07 |
| 22995. | Kang (kangman) | 66.35 | 93% | 2011-11-05 |
| 22996. | maggie (its_maggie37) | 66.34 | 96% | 2025-03-19 |
| 22997. | nikoloz (nikoloz93) | 66.34 | 93% | 2014-05-21 |
| 22998. | Yes (phantomskillz7) | 66.33 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
| 22999. | Jordan (thejay) | 66.33 | 92% | 2011-08-26 |
| 23000. | serafin (serafin) | 66.31 | 96% | 2011-09-28 |
| 23001. | Juliet (juliet666589) | 66.31 | 98% | 2017-04-10 |
| 23002. | Kalle (magnussk) | 66.31 | — | 2010-10-23 |
| 23003. | Sean (sean802) | 66.30 | — | 2011-01-13 |
| 23004. | kouchanman (kouchanman) | 66.27 | 94% | 2015-08-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 62,608 | 103.91 | November 19, 2009 |
| Long Texts | 69 | 111.05 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 33 | 107.16 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 94.90 | January 29, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 77.62 | October 1, 2024 |