The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12309. | Cheater Attacker #6 (specia... | 85.21 | 98% | 2011-11-30 |
| 12310. | Patrick (pmahones) | 85.21 | 95% | 2014-03-13 |
| 12311. | Khánh Duy (duy_sau_rom) | 85.21 | 96% | 2016-12-12 |
| 12312. | Shao (carpexxxdiem) | 85.21 | 91% | 2016-05-23 |
| 12313. | Hussain Abbass (shah24) | 85.20 | 97% | 2025-07-27 |
| 12314. | Rupesh (sainirupesh101) | 85.20 | 96.4% | 2024-02-29 |
| 12315. | boop.png (bbop4460) | 85.20 | 96% | 2023-07-23 |
| 12316. | DF (df__) | 85.20 | 98% | 2024-06-06 |
| 12317. | Coby (nintorii) | 85.20 | 93% | 2014-03-11 |
| 12318. | WearAMask (trini_devan) | 85.20 | 95% | 2015-06-25 |
| 12319. | Mo Jo (deviousranger) | 85.19 | 97% | 2024-08-24 |
| 12320. | 0 (5943215) | 85.19 | 97% | 2024-10-10 |
| 12321. | Jonathan (jah_n_i) | 85.19 | 97% | 2022-03-17 |
| 12322. | Michael (meta1) | 85.19 | 96% | 2020-09-15 |
| 12323. | ks (sempiedram) | 85.19 | 98% | 2021-05-08 |
| 12324. | Jana (toothpik) | 85.19 | 98% | 2012-12-04 |
| 12325. | Haider (hiderbider) | 85.18 | 96.5% | 2025-05-19 |
| 12326. | Jake T (jayt24) | 85.18 | 97% | 2026-02-10 |
| 12327. | Trying to get to 75wmp (in_... | 85.18 | 99% | 2024-12-10 |
| 12328. | Mack (tastyasiank9) | 85.18 | 97.7% | 2024-11-05 |
| 12329. | Dalton (dalousha) | 85.18 | 98.3% | 2024-11-26 |
| 12330. | Rab (rabuhana) | 85.18 | 97% | 2025-08-15 |
| 12331. | Stratos (ztratos) | 85.18 | 97% | 2021-08-21 |
| 12332. | harventhy (harventhy) | 85.18 | 98% | 2020-02-24 |
| 12333. | school (modernmarauder) | 85.18 | 97% | 2020-11-05 |
| 12334. | Angela (angelavsdevila) | 85.18 | — | 2010-09-18 |
| 12335. | Cuzzie (cuzziedvorak) | 85.18 | 93% | 2013-02-02 |
| 12336. | J (jboneftw) | 85.17 | 96% | 2026-04-29 |
| 12337. | sagemantis (sagemantis) | 85.17 | 96.8% | 2024-02-19 |
| 12338. | Zephyr (introstealer) | 85.17 | 96.3% | 2024-08-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |