I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15479. | Chaitanya (chaitanya608) | 72.10 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
| 15480. | Grant (bigcock69) | 72.10 | 92% | 2017-01-14 |
| 15481. | Darshil (darshil_7) | 72.09 | 97% | 2025-09-09 |
| 15482. | Dan (danclevia) | 72.09 | 97% | 2022-02-16 |
| 15483. | Fuuka (fuukabazooka12) | 72.09 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 15484. | Alisher (qaga) | 72.09 | 93.6% | 2021-02-18 |
| 15485. | sic transit gloria mundi (d... | 72.09 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
| 15486. | Jonathan (chin_chin656) | 72.08 | 95.8% | 2021-03-02 |
| 15487. | bau (padam21) | 72.07 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 15488. | Dmitriy (wenkaler) | 72.07 | 96% | 2022-08-31 |
| 15489. | domdotcom (domdotcom) | 72.07 | 96% | 2023-10-09 |
| 15490. | Nathan (lleb) | 72.07 | 94% | 2021-08-21 |
| 15491. | Sc0rxh (sc0rxh) | 72.06 | 97% | 2019-06-28 |
| 15492. | Odin (koltepriii) | 72.06 | 94.9% | 2024-09-19 |
| 15493. | jackson (jacksonshuai) | 72.06 | 95% | 2023-04-25 |
| 15494. | ahzzeez (yunmatrixx) | 72.06 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
| 15495. | AvD (avd3369) | 72.05 | 97.6% | 2025-03-06 |
| 15496. | gillpill (gillpill) | 72.05 | 97% | 2025-05-28 |
| 15497. | Alex Eaves (cheif_rice) | 72.05 | 95.3% | 2025-01-01 |
| 15498. | -rjas- (_rjas_) | 72.05 | 97% | 2023-02-28 |
| 15499. | jaymes 3 (jaymes_06) | 72.05 | 96.6% | 2021-02-02 |
| 15500. | Bobehzao (bobehzao) | 72.05 | 97% | 2019-08-01 |
| 15501. | Elbek (_elbekdev) | 72.04 | 95% | 2023-08-17 |
| 15502. | Lyestria (lyestria) | 72.04 | 96% | 2019-10-07 |
| 15503. | reebad (r33bad) | 72.04 | 95% | 2021-05-23 |
| 15504. | fusselmussel (fusselmussel) | 72.04 | 98% | 2017-07-04 |
| 15505. | Jefah (jefah53920) | 72.03 | 98% | 2023-07-18 |
| 15506. | astromerov (astromerov) | 72.03 | 96% | 2023-08-25 |
| 15507. | Luis David (thefer88) | 72.03 | 95.1% | 2023-12-27 |
| 15508. | Lur3t (lur3t) | 72.03 | 95.8% | 2023-09-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |