I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10784. | Matthew (mjthekandyman) | 85.04 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
| 10785. | Kameloc (twoddle2) | 85.04 | 99% | 2018-08-08 |
| 10786. | Shark (sharkmetal) | 85.04 | 96% | 2017-06-14 |
| 10787. | Mitchell (mitchpaglia) | 85.04 | 86% | 2015-04-26 |
| 10788. | Mo (mosidhom) | 85.03 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
| 10789. | Barbarian (kishananuraag) | 85.03 | 97.2% | 2024-07-11 |
| 10790. | MM (blunderingpeon12) | 85.03 | 99% | 2021-09-12 |
| 10791. | Byambadalai (l3yam134) | 85.03 | 96% | 2019-08-05 |
| 10792. | Tom (yedidit) | 85.03 | 95% | 2016-09-29 |
| 10793. | David (itisiiamit) | 85.03 | 96% | 2015-04-29 |
| 10794. | ♠Homer (pimpelkram) | 85.03 | 99% | 2015-06-11 |
| 10795. | molotov_girl45210 (molotov_... | 85.02 | 97.4% | 2024-06-21 |
| 10796. | tstats[space_magellan] (spa... | 85.02 | 98% | 2023-01-18 |
| 10797. | Roman (leenakaey) | 85.02 | 96% | 2021-03-23 |
| 10798. | hannes (hbungenberg) | 85.02 | 98% | 2018-08-06 |
| 10799. | Zaryab (syedzary17) | 85.02 | 98% | 2022-07-05 |
| 10800. | Marty (marty_pickles) | 85.01 | 97% | 2024-07-19 |
| 10801. | Rohil (prometheus55v) | 85.01 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 10802. | Graeme (thegraeme) | 85.01 | 90% | 2016-01-27 |
| 10803. | Suh dude (jaykwon) | 85.01 | 97% | 2019-11-16 |
| 10804. | Brian (quat04) | 85.00 | 96% | 2025-12-16 |
| 10805. | Bruce Lee (bruceleeblackhole) | 85.00 | 95% | 2016-09-17 |
| 10806. | tstats[medo_1010] (medo_1010) | 85.00 | 97.3% | 2023-10-08 |
| 10807. | samantha (martinzsam3) | 85.00 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
| 10808. | minifarkan d:) (minifarkan) | 85.00 | 90% | 2016-10-19 |
| 10809. | RED (red666) | 84.99 | 96.8% | 2024-08-22 |
| 10810. | But (butthead2) | 84.99 | 96% | 2019-05-21 |
| 10811. | nmsl (luciferpan88) | 84.99 | 97.3% | 2024-12-26 |
| 10812. | Sam (gates250) | 84.99 | 98% | 2023-06-25 |
| 10813. | Ivandro (bigivel) | 84.99 | 98% | 2021-04-11 |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |