All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
—from The Princess Bride, a movie by Rob Reiner
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9941. | Long Double E.T. (jackje) | 83.86 | 98% | 2023-08-13 |
| 9942. | Jack (jackschpeck) | 83.86 | 97% | 2024-08-14 |
| 9943. | Soumya (soumya4193) | 83.86 | 97.7% | 2024-04-02 |
| 9944. | BOBA (bobavfett) | 83.85 | 98% | 2025-09-24 |
| 9945. | loc (loctheog) | 83.85 | 96.6% | 2023-12-25 |
| 9946. | randy (lordocoo) | 83.85 | 98% | 2017-06-28 |
| 9947. | Jasper (odawari) | 83.84 | 97.4% | 2023-09-09 |
| 9948. | mEdmOd (medmod) | 83.84 | 97% | 2018-08-20 |
| 9949. | antifragile (antifragile) | 83.84 | 96% | 2022-03-07 |
| 9950. | Nils (snils) | 83.84 | 96% | 2022-07-21 |
| 9951. | Christopher (toperper) | 83.83 | 96% | 2022-10-22 |
| 9952. | Michael (thedoctor506) | 83.83 | 99% | 2022-06-28 |
| 9953. | Sylvaen (suggestedrp) | 83.83 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 9954. | Ethan (ethanfrome) | 83.83 | 99% | 2017-12-07 |
| 9955. | Andrew (atkim99) | 83.82 | 96% | 2020-01-28 |
| 9956. | Kunal (kunal299) | 83.82 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 9957. | Pranoy (promax) | 83.81 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
| 9958. | panagiotis (pana23161) | 83.81 | 97% | 2025-12-06 |
| 9959. | Just a potato (quocbinhgt3007) | 83.81 | 97% | 2022-06-07 |
| 9960. | seb (seb162) | 83.81 | 97% | 2024-09-28 |
| 9961. | 🚀 (wildreamz) | 83.81 | 98% | 2021-03-27 |
| 9962. | Jacqsault (jyan513) | 83.81 | 99% | 2023-07-04 |
| 9963. | Jasmin (jae1287) | 83.81 | 97% | 2020-01-01 |
| 9964. | Jay (jaygreen4th) | 83.81 | 96% | 2019-09-20 |
| 9965. | Maros (wlkvr) | 83.80 | 98% | 2017-08-19 |
| 9966. | Nordaxion (nordaxion) | 83.80 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
| 9967. | Zeltraa (zeltraa) | 83.80 | 97% | 2022-02-02 |
| 9968. | mooky (mooky_) | 83.80 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
| 9969. | Mr (mr_otaku) | 83.80 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 9970. | kabbo (kabbo25) | 83.79 | 98% | 2021-09-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 32,037 | 91.21 | June 26, 2017 |
| Long Texts | 84 | 84.72 | May 16, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 24 | 101.71 | October 29, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 70.28 | February 19, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |