I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5589. | Quitters (race_pick_n_losers) | 97.18 | 98% | 2016-07-04 |
| 5590. | Jander (jander) | 97.18 | 96% | 2016-01-29 |
| 5591. | Slippu (slippu) | 97.17 | 94% | 2013-11-12 |
| 5592. | Raymond (rayymonddd) | 97.17 | 94% | 2013-10-20 |
| 5593. | Stacey (hakushi) | 97.17 | 93% | 2016-03-27 |
| 5594. | ⚡DVORAK (dvorak_mg) | 97.16 | 95% | 2021-10-30 |
| 5595. | Chocolatemug (chcolatemug) | 97.16 | 97% | 2023-02-22 |
| 5596. | Donald (bosnog) | 97.16 | 97% | 2016-02-23 |
| 5597. | Allen (swaggerinooo) | 97.15 | 98% | 2020-08-19 |
| 5598. | Ian (isquirtlejuice) | 97.14 | 99% | 2023-04-05 |
| 5599. | Mike (chuangman) | 97.14 | 96% | 2016-12-23 |
| 5600. | hi (ibadattyping) | 97.14 | 98% | 2021-12-29 |
| 5601. | 99ms (99ms) | 97.14 | 99% | 2023-07-02 |
| 5602. | Weber (imissed) | 97.13 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
| 5603. | Wtb Mrs.Chu (dadps) | 97.13 | 98% | 2015-12-12 |
| 5604. | rdd (rddd) | 97.13 | — | 2009-01-11 |
| 5605. | TypingMaster3 (typingmaster... | 97.12 | 100% | 2022-05-29 |
| 5606. | Jayfiddy (jayfiddydog) | 97.12 | 99% | 2014-05-07 |
| 5607. | Northern (northern) | 97.11 | 94% | 2016-07-06 |
| 5608. | Adam (rubiks_boi) | 97.09 | 98% | 2018-11-23 |
| 5609. | Zianka (ziankarachmadi) | 97.09 | 97% | 2019-07-02 |
| 5610. | Apex Pro (hotw1ng) | 97.08 | 96% | 2020-06-25 |
| 5611. | Ross (pyramidgg) | 97.08 | 98% | 2021-09-04 |
| 5612. | keyma.sh (bommer1234) | 97.08 | 98% | 2020-11-18 |
| 5613. | Lakshay (shaybas) | 97.08 | 99% | 2022-07-25 |
| 5614. | :) (dreikaiser) | 97.08 | 88% | 2016-03-08 |
| 5615. | s3Bz (reganisgod) | 97.07 | 100% | 2023-01-12 |
| 5616. | Dinksmasher9000 (dinksmashe... | 97.07 | 92% | 2016-05-07 |
| 5617. | Moonroof (moonroof) | 97.06 | — | 2010-05-04 |
| 5618. | chris (aragnosxtc) | 97.06 | 97% | 2017-04-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |