You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1062. | T (wireless_accessory) | 90.25 | 97% | 2017-12-18 |
| 1063. | Josh (joshblatt) | 90.23 | 97% | 2020-03-19 |
| 1064. | Jamie (jmassie) | 90.20 | 97% | 2019-03-14 |
| 1065. | michael (banane_1) | 90.20 | 96% | 2020-09-18 |
| 1066. | (onah) | 90.19 | 95% | 2020-10-12 |
| 1067. | LockStock (lockstock) | 90.18 | 97% | 2019-12-06 |
| 1068. | MrBeers (mrbeerz) | 90.18 | 98% | 2020-10-06 |
| 1069. | throw (bomnom) | 90.18 | 97% | 2020-02-18 |
| 1070. | burgir. (sub10cuber) | 90.15 | 97% | 2020-10-03 |
| 1071. | Raj2631 (raj2631) | 90.14 | 97% | 2020-08-22 |
| 1072. | noxxaM (maxxon) | 90.13 | 95% | 2020-02-07 |
| 1073. | D (soulwang) | 90.13 | 98% | 2019-10-03 |
| 1074. | Wan (wzul) | 90.10 | 99% | 2020-10-02 |
| 1075. | Tozu (tozu) | 90.10 | 97% | 2018-06-01 |
| 1076. | Joonas (desm) | 90.08 | 96% | 2018-03-27 |
| 1077. | fyda was here (cthuihu) | 90.05 | 96% | 2018-06-17 |
| 1078. | Jayd (jaydee8) | 90.04 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 1079. | Shroomer (zergkiller) | 90.02 | 97% | 2020-05-29 |
| 1080. | deadend (shiroku) | 89.96 | 96% | 2018-06-14 |
| 1081. | slow_typist (rocketnquit) | 89.93 | 99% | 2019-10-02 |
| 1082. | Ted (macfan) | 89.92 | 98% | 2019-03-26 |
| 1083. | Nicholas (nkt8256) | 89.92 | 98% | 2019-12-25 |
| 1084. | Hyojae (dafadore) | 89.92 | 95% | 2018-02-06 |
| 1085. | Joe (jophish) | 89.87 | 97% | 2019-09-09 |
| 1086. | Matt (mehmattski) | 89.85 | 97% | 2018-02-09 |
| 1087. | toffee (toofthe) | 89.85 | 96% | 2019-02-13 |
| 1088. | PR (mrprx) | 89.77 | 97% | 2020-12-07 |
| 1089. | Bad (totally_not_a_good_typer) | 89.75 | 97% | 2018-05-18 |
| 1090. | D (dmaulish) | 89.71 | 97% | 2019-07-17 |
| 1091. | Ruslan (ruslan_osmanov) | 89.70 | 99% | 2019-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |