I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17547. | David (jin_lee) | 70.40 | 95.5% | 2023-10-19 |
| 17548. | Gormack (gormack) | 70.40 | 95% | 2020-04-14 |
| 17549. | Skyler (skylersanzo) | 70.39 | 94% | 2018-03-30 |
| 17550. | Nayeem (nayeem2021) | 70.39 | 98% | 2021-04-20 |
| 17551. | Faizul (fi_typer_47) | 70.39 | 98% | 2021-12-24 |
| 17552. | Ash (ashcubing) | 70.39 | 95% | 2021-02-27 |
| 17553. | Siddhartha (gravito12345) | 70.39 | 96% | 2019-11-23 |
| 17554. | Keck (keck1) | 70.38 | 96% | 2021-09-21 |
| 17555. | Daniel (smartdevilno) | 70.38 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| 17556. | xdd (n1kk1) | 70.38 | 97% | 2022-04-16 |
| 17557. | Aidan (alin46) | 70.38 | 96% | 2023-01-20 |
| 17558. | Jon (gambleforeverything) | 70.38 | 97% | 2022-04-15 |
| 17559. | Hassaan (hassaan0180) | 70.38 | 99% | 2021-07-17 |
| 17560. | Sneaky (ftu_sneaky) | 70.38 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 17561. | Shao (shp188366552) | 70.38 | 96% | 2018-02-14 |
| 17562. | Angela (purplehalo3) | 70.38 | 96.7% | 2024-01-23 |
| 17563. | The Occupation will fall ev... | 70.37 | 94.6% | 2024-09-09 |
| 17564. | Scattish (willierocknroll) | 70.37 | 96% | 2021-11-29 |
| 17565. | cvxz (cvxz) | 70.37 | 98% | 2021-07-08 |
| 17566. | Nasty (overdozzze) | 70.37 | 96% | 2023-06-05 |
| 17567. | TJ (omegawatt) | 70.37 | 97.8% | 2023-12-18 |
| 17568. | Jawahir (jawa_481) | 70.37 | 97.6% | 2023-10-13 |
| 17569. | Jay (jaydawar) | 70.37 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
| 17570. | allitAlmaty (allitalmaty) | 70.36 | 97% | 2017-02-05 |
| 17571. | Amber (ambershumpert) | 70.36 | 97% | 2017-05-24 |
| 17572. | Pro (progeorge123) | 70.34 | 96% | 2020-06-11 |
| 17573. | (amithps66) | 70.34 | 96% | 2023-03-01 |
| 17574. | Ravioli (ravioliburger) | 70.34 | 96.2% | 2021-02-15 |
| 17575. | Zeff (itszeff) | 70.34 | 95% | 2021-01-22 |
| 17576. | John (loki83jcg) | 70.34 | 97% | 2020-03-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |